Best Lube Poems
A Lesson In Love
..."How to tame the madness"
As I sit here, with intense dirty desire,
Tonight I think of you (the moon and stars)
To you, I send a redolent saimiri kiss
Read and breathe between fine lewd lines
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Categories:
lube, fantasy, love, passion, romantic,
Form:
Alliteration
Making Baby
...Wanna make a baby?
Here's how it goes....
The ***** enters the vagina.
Then out comes a flow.
Meanwhile from the ovary,
down the fallopian tube.
A tiny egg is swimmimg
and plops into the ute......
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Categories:
lube, baby, birth, blessing,
Form:
Verse
- Cold Winter Blues -
...Cold blue sky and water are frozen hard as iron
Our noses get stuffy it needs a little need lube
Lovers curled up on a bench, lined with the finest fur
Drifting emotions with romantic snow crystal......
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Categories:
lube, beauty, snow, winter,
Form:
Acrostic
My Crumpled Thoughts
...I am tired of making lists for the store, I can't even get out the door. ......
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Categories:
lube, blue, cheer up, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Uncle Arthur
...‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet
unless of course some......
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Categories:
lube, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Lap Top
...my keyboard sometimes sticks and snarls up my story
went to the store and got jiffy lube and what a glory
my fingers slide across the letters typing faster
did a quick hit of the duster called ......
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Categories:
lube, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Nibbles McCheesy
...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy
And scampering all round the house
Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby
For failing to capture that mouse
That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard......
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Categories:
lube, animal, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Shade Tree Mechanic
...Once upon a time I could change the oil and give the car a lube,
Tune the timing, change the plugs and patch an inner tube.
In days of yore I'd do simple jobs beneath the old elm tree.
Nowadays, I......
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Categories:
lube, funnychange,
Form:
Rhyme
**** About Face - Bawdy Limerick
...Some use hemorrhoid cream on their face
In my eyes,it is not the right place
But they ‘pile’ it all on
Till the tube is all gone
I won’t use our tube just in case
Just imagine if ......
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Categories:
lube, age, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Edwin I Writ You a Perm
...He came 'floatin' down the river on a truck tire tube
With a rag round his head that was dipped in Lube
Hung sunglasses on. . . held back by his ears
Then he picked up a pen releasing the tear......
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Categories:
lube, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Mature Women Versus the Water Park
...The lazy river wasn’t so lazy
In fact, you might say, it drove us crazy
What’s with the waterfalls and toddlers screaming?
I looked at my partner; she wasn’t beaming
Thunder Rapids left us doom......
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Categories:
lube, humor, vacation,
Form:
Rhyme
Wd-40
...WD-40
(jingle)
By Franklin Price
6/9/2015
WD-40 an excellent lube
Sprayed from a can
Not squeezed from a tube
Frees rusted screws
And bicycle chains
Cleans up the tracks
Of old model tra......
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Categories:
lube, business,
Form:
Lyric
Thank You To My Ex-Husband
...Although things have changed
Over the many years
I just wanted the world to know
I have happy tears
The pain and suffering
That I have for years buried
Your hatred and revenge
For this day y......
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Categories:
lube, forgiveness, happiness, life, philosophy,
Form:
Bio
Horologist
...I am quite a fixer....of clocks that are DIRTY old tickless clocks....
Lube 'em up and they purr like new. my new career?? what do yo think?
Celadon eyes with strawberry short cake locks of silk(......
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Categories:
lube, funny,
Form:
Thursdays That Disappoint a Sadness Reigns
...Thursdays that disappoint !
A sadness reigns .
Some Thursdays come, most by, do go.
Why everyone does not flow ?, I do not know.
A lube job for you, an oil change for me.
No consistency, why ......
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Categories:
lube, lost, trust,
Form:
Rhyme