Long Lube Poems
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Uncle Arthur
‘She’s on again - the annual campin’ trip regatta,
and we’ve got ourselves together for our plans to Wonnangatta.
The high country; you can’t beat it for the peace and quiet
unless of course some plans get...
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Categories:
lube, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Mein Kampf Analogous To One Long Run On Unparsed Sentence Fragment
Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment
Heavily punctuated - hyphen
to embellish poetically
with bracing circumspection,
I markedly exclaim (parenthetically)
cumulative elapsed LXIII obits
around the nearest star
dashed by at lightspeed,
and quoting James Thurber
storied fiction titled
My...
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Categories:
lube, absence, adventure, analogy, beautiful, care, celebration, creation,
Form:
Free verse
CHEESE
Any foodie on the brink
Of getting moody thinks
Of the dear dairy panacea
The culinary kinks
The cultural links
Gourmet high jinx
Of no.. not Cullen skink
CHEESE
As drinks clink then sink
Where the nods & the winks
Go to the food...
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Categories:
lube, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Based on Silent Ones Idea and Part 2 of Poetry Is so this makes 3
You cannot tell someone how to be poetic.
One of the beauty's of God's creation is variety.
Everyone has a different way to view the world. So expression is personal...
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Categories:
lube, art,
Form:
Rhyme
The Stench of Truth
This "plague" isn't going away anytime soon
we're openly told this is our new normal
to bend over and over without any lube-
There's much to be gained by prolonging the pain
from the made in china masks...
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Categories:
lube, confusion, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Thursdays That Disappoint a Sadness Reigns
Thursdays that disappoint !
A sadness reigns .
Some Thursdays come, most by, do go.
Why everyone does not flow ?, I do not know.
A lube job for you, an oil change for me.
No consistency, why ?,...
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Categories:
lube, lost, trust,
Form:
Rhyme
My Lap Top
my keyboard sometimes sticks and snarls up my story
went to the store and got jiffy lube and what a glory
my fingers slide across the letters typing faster
did a quick hit of the...
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Categories:
lube, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
I Wish I Was the Wizard
I wish I was a tin man
Out there cutting wood;
I'd rely upon the lube can
To keep my elbows good.
All day I'd task and toil
Until it's time for tea,
And then I'd take a squirt of oil
To...
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Categories:
lube, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
American Idle
The lazy consciences
of the long yawn, credulity class
work so hard
to be an American Idle
“Care less” is their toga motto
You gotta have Roman candle aspiration
Pleb effigy be the
burning goal of a finger-twiddling nation
Fiddle sticks
always...
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Categories:
lube, allegory, metaphor, philosophy, work,
Form:
Epic
Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song
It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I don't get entangled to soon
But there is this tall lanky...
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Categories:
lube, extended metaphor, funny love, song,
Form:
Lyric
Broken Promises
The spirit of the age has tempered vile degrade
In desolation it's will torn wild
We send vomit into letters exposed to loosened fetters
Strangers
Erupted in mass chaos in its plausible quest
The more we want so the more...
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Categories:
lube, art, business, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, depression, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Adventures In Motoring
The younger crowd will not believe this bit of lore I fear,
But operating vehicles was more complicated in yesteryear!
For example, to signal turns you hung your arm out the door,
And to dim the lights there...
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Categories:
lube, funny, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
My Crumpled Thoughts
I am tired of making lists for the store, ...
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Categories:
lube, blue, cheer up, humor, life, new year,
Form:
Rhyme
Mechanically Speaking
Today I took the car in for a simple lube and change of oil.
What began as a routine day, the mechanic proceeded to spoil.
I thought my pride in fine mechanical shape, of that I often...
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Categories:
lube, funny, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Shade Tree Mechanic
Once upon a time I could change the oil and give the car a lube,
Tune the timing, change the plugs and patch an inner tube.
In days of yore I'd do simple jobs beneath the old...
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Categories:
lube, funnychange,
Form:
Rhyme
Nibbles McCheesy
Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy
And scampering all round the house
Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby
For failing to capture that mouse
That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard
The mouse was too slippery for he
In...
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Categories:
lube, animal, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Jimmy the Tube
JIMMY THE TUBE
Here's the story of Jimmy the Tube
who greased his mind with stupid lube.
He watched TV day and night
end result he wasn't bright.
While watching ball one afternoon
in through the door walk three big goons,
New...
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Categories:
lube, parody, planet,
Form:
Couplet
Thank You To My Ex-Husband
Although things have changed
Over the many years
I just wanted the world to know
I have happy tears
The pain and suffering
That I have for years buried
Your hatred and revenge
For this day you have carried
I have you in...
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Categories:
lube, forgiveness, happiness, life, philosophy, me, world, me,
Form:
Bio
Hacked
HACKED
In deepest, darkest Web net space,
with spirits that they Tor;
building rootkits to hide in place,
like wolves behind the door.
Downloads are baked with cyber psy's,
and mere matrix cooking;
serving up the Rasberry Pi's,
not a soul...
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Categories:
lube, angst, betrayal, computer, internet, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Something New
Yepper-doddle, today I’ll use my own noddle.
My prized antique frame sustained a despised bust.
Wanting to show my man the tough dough in...
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Categories:
lube, husband, silly, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Mature Women Versus the Water Park
The lazy river wasn’t so lazy
In fact, you might say, it drove us crazy
What’s with the waterfalls and toddlers screaming?
I looked at my partner; she wasn’t beaming
Thunder Rapids left us doomed in darkness
Why did we...
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Categories:
lube, humor, vacation,
Form:
Rhyme
- Cold Winter Blues -
Cold blue sky and water are frozen hard as iron
Our noses get stuffy it needs a little need lube
Lovers curled up on a bench, lined with the finest fur
Drifting emotions with romantic snow crystal kisses
With...
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Categories:
lube, beauty, snow, winter,
Form:
Acrostic
How Sambo Made His Millions
Ladies and Gentlemen, good folks gather round!
What I have here to show you is worth every pound.
It will soothe your dry bunions, seal your canoe,
Moisten your leather, and stretch your shampoo.
At my own huge expense,...
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Categories:
lube, work,
Form:
Rhyme
So You Might Say
Illicit, so you say. Well I’ll have to think on that a while.
Maybe later though, after I smoke this next bowl.
The wife will be home soon and my time is tight;
The neighbor is on her...
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Categories:
lube, culture, funny, sin, society,
Form:
Couplet
Wetlands
An ingenious man from Blackheath
Who rode his luck from up and beneath
Once had been a boy scout
Never once left home without
But when he checked found a hole in the sheath
He though had prepared for bad...
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Categories:
lube, passion,
Form:
Limerick