Short Lube Poems
Short Lube Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lube by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lube by length and keyword.
Auto-Lube Cat
Licks its fur and paws
Cleaner than a carwash
Motor's purring now...
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Categories:
lube, car, cat, sound,
Form:
Haiku
Cannot Find Gas Tank On Antique Car
lube yourself up car
young one searches frantically
cannot find gas tank
oil tell him says my man
it is behind license plate...
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Categories:
lube, car,
Form:
Tanka
Balm For the Bad
think of criminals eating crackers with chapped lips,
and i bust in, as slightly used balm
screaming " my duty is to lube!"
...all these criminals squeezing my tube....
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Categories:
lube, cute,
Form:
Free verse
Colonwhatscopy
release what
is tight
i undo
my
shoelaces
in place of
what
are you
saying you're
not not
doing what
you used to
do this
is not
a finger
i don't
care
if you
do use
lube...
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Categories:
lube, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Horologist
I am quite a fixer....of clocks that are DIRTY old tickless clocks....
Lube 'em up and they purr like new. my new career?? what do yo think?
Celadon eyes with strawberry short cake locks of silk(corn silk)
LOL...
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Categories:
lube, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
Wd-40
WD-40
(jingle)
By Franklin Price
6/9/2015
WD-40 an excellent lube
Sprayed from a can
Not squeezed from a tube
Frees rusted screws
And bicycle chains
Cleans up the tracks
Of old model trains
So much more
WD-40 can do
I think you will find
It's a great lube for you...
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Categories:
lube, business,
Form:
Lyric
Margo
Poor Margo, she died in a tanning tube
her skin parched dry of blocking lube.
Said her husband with some emotion
I think it’s only fitting she be buried
with the bikini in which she died,
with a large supply of tanning lotion.
I’m confident that where she’s going,
she’ll want her tan still ongoing.
...
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Categories:
lube, dark, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Now We Can Make Our Own Sheep
British Biogenesis took a front seat
When the first bio-cloned sheep Dolly was created.
In a tiny glass test tube nice and neat.
All we need now is for it to be percolated.
Also a little know-how in kinestheics
And an advanced degree in biogenetics
Possibly the ability to follow deep,
And clear step by step directions on U-tube.
Voila! We are now making our own sheep!
I knew we could do it, with a bit of lube....
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Categories:
lube, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme