call everyone names

Birthday greetings! Get out of bed. Go to the river and dunk your head. Eat crawdad dung, until you are really fed. Then crank-call your senile Uncle Johnny Fred. Go skating down the hill on an inner tube. Call everyone names like bimbo, or boob. Eat your lunch on top of plate balanced by an ice cube. Then have your car serviced, it needs a lube. Have supper at the hutch of the white rabbit if you can. He has arranged a surprise in the form of a Mariachi band. Run over to your mothers and fix her a Salisbury steak. I know that she has for you a lovely birthday cake.