Louse Poems

allergy pills all over the house
devoured by us for weather is louse
squirrelled away by a crazy small mouse
who is snoring away inside my red blouse

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Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...
dramatically expanding spouse

Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
yours truly, she does grouse
quite doubtful, she could pose
for playboy and/or penthouse
returning explicit volley
of trailing appellations lobbed

expletive laced epithets
directed at her husband the louse
in lame retaliation...Read More

All I want for Christmas is a chainsaw
And Stanley Black and Decker is the brand for me.
As my yard is skewed with many leaves and pine cones
All stealthy delivered by my neighbor's tree.

Now Santa... I've gone and asked my neighbor
To...Read More

T 'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
You can hear the wife calling me a louse
The stocking are hung on the mantle with care
In hopes that presents might soon be there
Mama in her night clothes nestled in...Read More

A pup is a dog and a dog is a pup
   And a puppy dog is a doggy pup
A chick's a little hen and a hen's a big chick
   Put 'em together and you get a...Read More

A Day in The Life Of Shirlene
Written: by Tom Wright
January 2015

Stroking her hair was the morning sun,
Early rising, just to grub her chickens;
Time is scant for getting all things done,
So, throughout the day her step quickens.

It's do the laundry, then...Read More

Liars

What happened to honesty?
There’s none left to see.

Politicians aren’t honest
They lie to gain our trust.

If you can’t be faithful to your spouse
Then for us you’ll be a louse.

Quit having meetings behind closed doors
Starting small and large wars.

You want me to...Read More

A Monotetra

I moved into a haunted house,
the ghost there was, an obnoxious louse.
he’d sneak up on me like a mouse,
my hair he’d touse, my hair he’d touse.

My best underwear, he hides,
he’s a pervert, I surmise,
gives me a daily surprise,
patience he...Read More

Where’s the tinsel that made the tree look cold
have not seen the popcorn that was hung so old
those huge colorful bulbs always got into a snag
 I did the tree back then and I just had to brag.

It was an...Read More

If a mouse,
brought a house.
and the Cathome Realtor called him a louse.
So the mouse went to humane resources to Mrs. Kitty Kraus
Mr. Kat Kraus was her spouse
He too came over gave of himself a douse
told the Realtor to get lost
So...Read More

   HAUNTED HOUSE     

              In haunted log house lived Micky macro mouse
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The craziest creature 
Straight out of a feature
Was named Mr. Beecher.

Foaming came from his mouth.
And his dribbling went south.
Also he lisped like a gigantic louse.

He became our art teacher.
This creature named Beecher.
Bulbous nose his best feature.

On our papers he would...Read More

When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...

Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.


8/15/2019

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Strong as stone, monotone, tremendous woman;
Muscles of steel, well veneered bulk stature, ( You go girl)
Keeper of a strong will in a race runs faster
She’s a lot, don’t need a man;
Big as an amazon, she ain’t no louse;
She’s full grown,...Read More

itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse...Read More

Emperor dragonfly had a ball
Stag beetle came big and tall
Water springtail brought housefly date
Common cockroach came without a mate

Eyed hawkmoth arrived in style
Caught ladybug’s winsome smile
Praying mantis brought sense of doom 
Other mantises quickly left the room

Green lacewing came with...Read More

The Cat in the Hat came back a while ago
  But the costume he wore to vroom the pink snow
Made him look like an extra in a cheap minstrel show
  So that cat was pure toast; he just...Read More

penchants for doing things the right way
unhinge the knighted sky shot full with holes
twinkle twinkle little star, you burn so very 
bright, where have you all gone? home you say, 
dancing the edges of madness’ thin veils 
containment slotted through...Read More

Johnny grew up on the hard side of town,
Every day he got up somehow life beat him down.
The people, in his eye, were not very kind,
He’d rather move on and leave them behind.
His mom and dad had no money for...Read More

I learned that my daughter's old boyfriend was a drug dealer.
He was a scumbag who turned out to be a cold blooded killer.
When I learned how bad that he is, I made my daughter break up with him.
That made the...Read More

Strings of tinsel lay all over the floor
with Christmas lights that don’t work anymore
Strands of garland shredding its petals
Boxed up branches with rusty metals

Indoor, outdoor lights all in a big ball
Didn’t anyone untangle them this fall?
Lots of stale popcorn which...Read More

Evil lurks within our midst
      of a Creature dark and creepy.
A cursed hound who wails at night
      making children cold and weepy.
The Beast exists and its blood runs cold
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This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first grader yells “Hey, that rhymes!”
“Chimes! Limes! Times! Crimes!”
By the time the teacher arrives back
from her...Read More

Alfred the beetle like to eat
Finding a nice crumb made his morning complete 
So he would scurry and tarry about
Looking for food and was happy to sing and shout
For the big ones had left a birthday cake
Nicely cut up on...Read More

Once upon a time there was a sweet one-eyed gal.
She lived her life, alone, let’s call her Little Mal.
Her mother and father kept her in the dark.
They hid her away, and made her feel stark.

One-eyed Mal, in a one-cat-owned house.
Lonely...Read More