Louse Poems - Poems about Louse

...I had heard of a gingerbread house, but a gingerbread mouse? This story was told to me by a liar, a scoundrel, a louse. The gingerbread mouse was living in a cracker box – Ritz. If anyone shook it......Read More

...(a rhyme revision in stanza 9 in case the sponsor already read this.) 'Twas the night before Christmas. My shopping was done. But gifts needed wrapping, and THAT’S never fun! Huge piles of gifts......Read More

...'Twas the night before Christmas, I awoke to Santa in my house, a chubby bloke He rubbed his pudgy tummy Said, "The cookies are yummy. But can you offer me a rum and coke?" I stared at him wit......Read More

...The Krampus lurks around the white mountain tops Peering into windows, and licking his loud angry chops He might eat the children who are terrifying the town Most of us kids do not want Krampus ar......Read More

...I have no medical knowledge, but I can fix up a horse I can shoe them and herd them and cowboy them said mouse. What kind of horse sense is this? Asked ancient cow named Roy. You haven’t had any s......Read More

... SCARY HALLOWEEN Dusky evening merging Halloween night Crowd of cloud on sky: Absolute no light. Nocturnal owl and violent Vampire fight. ......Read More

...Be a blessing to us and stop writing such trash With hypocritical flair making our teeth gnash, All your talk of being so close to the good Lord Falls flat when you slice fellow poet......Read More

...Last night my friend visited a haunted house Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse, I stayed home and watched a funny comedy While fleeing a goblin, he sprained his knee.......Read More

...I will be most blessed to be long frozen If Trump comes back to the White House Thoughtless Americans will have chosen. When I die, I’ll be quickly flash-frozen Escaping another ter......Read More

...Round 1 An effeminate young husband named Ben Dawes Sought a sex change in spite of his in-laws. He made the decision, And got the incision, And he now has a yang where his yin was. So......Read More

...On a head, there lived a louse, It was this itchy louse's house. Mr Magoo was a mole, Who lived in a deep, dark hole. BANG! the head just shot a grouse!......Read More

...Beneath the house, the cracked, bloody mirrors waited in dim light As the lonely moon watched children wandering in the cold night Dressed as monsters that they’ll soon see and witness in the aby......Read More

...A child`s smile is an innoxious pleasure and joy, Cure and never wear, Cloudless Sans Cloy. It's never too early to start your day with a smile, "Glow in the Sky" is a logo that ne......Read More

... *Image of Suspicion & Doubt by Pixabay. Suspicion Fell on the Butler 'Twas a murky damp eve at the big house, A frightening hallway clock tolls troll-less, Hark the wayward butl......Read More

...Klaus is a ravening louse WHO is his edict-ing house Where he whips errant fantasy out There he acts world bell-weather Strutting and foaming of mouth His offering Though's really small A mag......Read More