Long Vicars Poems
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I Am the Vicar's Daughter
Noise ,Noise, Noise
Bickering and ''whoremongering''
Dirty money for campaigning
repudiation and gallivanting
mudslinging and maligning
Brainwashing and false promises
How did you get on this bloodstained road
Who advice you to follow Uncle Pan's path
A path that is...
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Categories:
vicars, betrayal, bible, blessing, community, endurance, faith, spiritual,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Triumphant Victory Affirmations
*Inspired By Jocko Willinks Triumphant Victory Affirmations/ I AM Victorious/
Alpha Affirmations
O' Great Victory, How you have shined down upon thee
On these Wings Of Triumph, So High, So Victorious, like...
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Categories:
vicars, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mushroom Cloud
Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...
Tom Cunningham
It’s no wonder...
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Categories:
vicars, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Adolescent infatuations never consummated
Adolescent infatuations...never consummated
Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; meaning yours truly actually a virtually married Pennsylvania man,...
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Categories:
vicars, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Girls Night Out - By Jan Allison and Jenny Brewer
Look out lads here we come
Couple of wild girls out for fun
Perfect hair and makeup's fine
Brand new perfume, we smell divine
Skin tight jeans, mini skirts and skimpy knickers
Can't wait for the party its theme is...
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Categories:
vicars, fun, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Call It What You May
Call it what you may
But I will not go back the other way
Call it what you may
I did not come here to dance or play
I have the keys to the golden box
And I would like...
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Categories:
vicars, anniversary, betrayal, character, conflict, courage, cute love,
Form:
Free verse
Deathbed Lament of An Everyday Person
(A LIFE TIME IN A DAY)
I
So! This is what it’s all about,
to think...
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Categories:
vicars, death, eve, life, time,
Form:
Free verse
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina Parmenter
There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”!
Pete and Sue are here, seems...
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Categories:
vicars, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Equal Rights For Men
As Women now have more power and rightly now have a voice
In the western world there are many more opportunities
Than there used to be and so much choice.
While men are today unashamedly in touch with...
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Categories:
vicars, conflict, men, power, woman, , western,
Form:
Free verse
The Nudies Revenge
At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business strutting their stuff
And as you've probably guessed, they're all in...
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Categories:
vicars, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Window Cleaner
Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory
Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought...
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Categories:
vicars, funeral, funny, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
A Seismic Afternoon Without Form, Name Or End
We are going to dig to bury our dead:
Mother, father, sisters and brothers,
Uncles, aunts, friends and strangers.
We are going to inter our dead:
Archbishop, pastors, Houngans and vicars.
The altar boys in a row are profusely bleeding.
The...
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Categories:
vicars, courage, death, eulogy, farewell, funeral, life, war,
Form:
Free verse
A Town Called Beyond
Little town do not frown, this is no country circus, there are no smiling clowns,
please wear that pretty party gown
One road in and one road out to get us...
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Categories:
vicars, society,
Form:
Blank verse
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
OLD MA.
Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teeth...
NO HIDING PLACE.
An old...
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Categories:
vicars, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Grins and Groaners: Folio 1
Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and...
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Categories:
vicars, humor, nonsense,
Form:
I do not know?
What Can Go Wrong When Wearing a Thong
We were invited to a party; the theme was tarts and vicars
Though I better get in the part and get some skimpy knickers
Well I can’t go out in my ‘Bridget Jones’ drawers
If I give them...
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Categories:
vicars, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Suit
I don't believe in Santa Claus
The way that I once did
I know dad brings the presents
Cos I found where they were hid
Don't be silly said my mum
Santa's not your pop
I said I found a wig...
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Categories:
vicars, christmas, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Aquamarine
In aquamarine ran off my warmth traversing
mild meadows with swallows of ash
past the pink sunset
Three cherry cardinals swooped past partly pleased
the brook trickled near
Evading were than icon imaginings
the following...
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Categories:
vicars, inspirational, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Bus Stop
Two guys by a bus stop, and they have nowhere to go.
They begin merging plucks and ribbits into a melting comfort.
Their destination is the Earth, and sedans honk at them.
Red stop sign becomes a resting...
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Categories:
vicars, aubade, home, life, miracle, music, nature, night,
Form:
Free verse
Europe
The Problem of Europe.
Christianity is a rising mist I normally do not bother to
think of I dislike all religions as ill omens told fairytales
demanding to be taken seriously.
The worship of Jesus could have been...
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Categories:
vicars, absence, abuse, age, april,
Form:
ABC
When She Stole My Thong It Went Very Wrong - Bawdy
My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud snickers
My thong’s wedged between her butt crack
Stuck firmly between front...
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Categories:
vicars, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Paper
A day in the life of the Evening News
Headline stories and various views
Robson Green, stole the vicars wife
I forgive him said the vicar, that's just life
An aeroplane, is hit by a drone
A girl is mugged...
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Categories:
vicars, social,
Form:
Rhyme
In the Light of Peace and Love
Love makes the lonely heart sing,
for it would rather die!
Like a bell that's lost its ring,
or a forgotten one's sigh!
The heart needs someone to care,
Who knows of its sorrow.
For nothing else can compare,
no joy that...
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Categories:
vicars, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Our Religious Inheritance
Our Religious Inheritance
Our cultural Christianity has become Meaningless
Don`t think about it
God is all forgiving
Lukewarm morning piss has our beliefs became
We make fun of vicars
Other denominations laugh at our religion
Try telling a...
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Categories:
vicars, allah, angel, arabic, art, bible,
Form:
Blank verse
Ix: Holy Communions
Yesterday:
Ant-hillers danced within the sky
(Pig-watchers and men clashed!)
Today:
(The sky still cloudy for ant-hillers)
Every ant is summoned
To departmental communions
Where pot-bellied acolytes
(Armed with their mater’s song)
Meet the hungry lads & lasses –
The vergers
Spoke like verslibrists
Their lines...
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Categories:
vicars, educationsky,
Form:
I do not know?