Girls Night Out - By Jan Allison and Jenny Brewer
Look out lads here we come
Couple of wild girls out for fun
Perfect hair and makeup's fine
Brand new perfume, we smell divine
Skin tight jeans, mini skirts and skimpy knickers
Can't wait for the party its theme is 'Tarts and Vicars'
It's Saturday night we're on the pull and we don't have a care
Gosh we look so gorgeous and make a stunning pair
Arrive at the party it is in full swing
Got my eye on a man without a wedding ring
Fella comes up to talk to me, he's an ancient bloke
What is it with the inflated ego of some men folk
'Where have you been all my life
I'll take you home you can be my wife'
I consider my answer carefully and look at him with scorn
Look - for the first ten years mate I wasn't even born
We have a cocktail and then we have another
We are really ‘best mates’ I couldn’t wish for any other
Do some disco dancing we both wiggle and shake our tush
Men swarm like bees round a honey pot, boy they are in a rush
Talk dark and handsome man comes and chats to me
I fancy him so much for my breakfast, dinner then my tea
Sadly from his demeanor he bats for the other side
Such a pity about this I could have been his bride
My poor mate is so flat chested her boobs are like fried eggs
She makes up for it in other ways she’s got the most amazing legs
She was wearing her ‘chicken fillets’ stuffed right down her bra
But her wiggling dancing dislodged one oh boy it flew so far
Landed on this gorgeous guy’s lap I think his name was Dennis
By the end of the night they were having fun and playing tonsil tennis
He said he loved his fried eggs he had them every morning
Think my mates pulled I can see a new romance dawning
As my friend and I are propping up the bar,
What is it I spy shining from afar
Something gleaming catches my eye,
Two glistening silver poles, oh we must have a try
Positioned over by the exit wall,
If we have a go we will have a ball
I grab her arm - we didn't need an invite,
Two pole dancing girls what a glorious site
Off come the jeans, of which I have to peel,
Revealing my flesh, so the lads can 'cop a feel'
Shame we didn’t know, we’d have worn our nipple tassels
They really liven up our act and give it razzle dazzle
So, up and down the poles we slide as if to win a prize,
Which to us is really easy because we 'Pole-Da-Cise'
In fact we don't just do it, it's something we both teach,
It has turned my wobbly bum into a well-toned peach.
As we grip around the poles with just our inner thighs,
All the men gather round and drool with staring eyes.
As we hang ourselves upside down and stretch out so far,
It's just pure luck that both of us kept our boobs in our bra,
Then we do the 'starfish' legs spread far and wide,
Definitely not a position if your modesty you wish to hide.
Glad I've got my thong on and my mate her skimpy knickers
Or we'd give an eyeful to the assembled tarts and vicars
The men who now surround us look at us with great surprise
They’re not staring at our bodies but looking at our eyes
Vying for our attention trying to get in on the action
Hoping between one of us is a physical attraction
Phone numbers are passed to us its like the yellow pages
Years since we had attention from men of all ages
You never would believe we were both in the over 60's club
Better head off home for a cocoa and a long soak in the tub
Collaboration poem for 'Girls Night Out' Contest. - Now the contest is closed I have added our names to the title as the contest was judged blind
Sponsored By Darren Watson
~Awarded 1st place~
31st May 2014
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2014
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