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Adolescent infatuations never consummated

Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; meaning yours truly actually a virtually married Pennsylvania man, who crossed his sixty fifth year young threshold on January thirteenth 2024, nevertheless despite rancor from the missus who frowns on me favoring female for acquaintanceship/friendship ideally while taking a ride On The Good Ship Lollipop. if nothing else germinated adult language affections inexplicable tummy why (approximately three quarters of my lxiv roy hull orbits ago), I can still vividly recall names of girls from mud trickle hull hating as a Methacton High School graduate, plus the two semesters completed at Montgomery County Community College, which diploma worth less than the paper certifying completion of requisite credits. Unbeknownst tummy if (Susan Bishop, Cheryl Hahn, Judy Jacobs, Donna Keckley, Fay Landis, Sandra Ray, Julia Ward, and a handful of others) gleaned any hint that an intense desire shutter flying within thy solar plexus to blurt (in a bumbling fashion) even a feeble hello dogged each day of classes. Nothing about this then awkward, blimey clammy, dorky, edgy, friggin gawky, horny, ipsy, jumpy, kooky, loony, moody, nerdy, okay, plenti quirky, ratty, sulky, timidly undersized very withdrawn, xpn yankee Zeusian. If familiar during my prime numbered days, with either powder milk biscuits (which according to Garrison Keillor - gives shy people the courage to get up and do dirty deeds done dirt cheap (in honor of the late Malcolm Young, the pulse of AC/DC), or raw bits, and additionally adroit crafting, expostulating gross iniquities keeping maidens overly questing regarding taming uber vibrant willy wonka your all time cerebrally enlightened, guy initially kindling manifold oppressed quaking sexual undulations wracking yawping aspiring corpus dictionary epicurean. Yes, that tis quite a mouthful, but then this ardent devotee, gamboling jousting literary nonsensical philosophical reader, tenderly tinder verizon wormy yakking arboreal cloven earmarked, graciously intelligent kibitzer, modest opportunistic questioning statecraft, unpretentiously warbling bupkis. Though verb boss this poet manque doth strive tubby re: noun, or at the least beak comb knighted among his majesty (HMS) – cutting (thru the figurative iceberg) crew, which pronoun smint foments hostile interjections, whereby grievance addressed by my reciting constituent articles comprising English Language. As a result of assiduous, copious, exodus, grammar grappling, inchoate knowledge, mastery of quirky syntax underscored unpretentious versatility with words. Adverb beal concupiscence endowment grows ineluctable kickstarting my obvious quest shunned unfairly without your adjective choice entirely granted. Infinitives key mordant obscures quasi rhetorician traversing ultimate vernacular wordsmith zeroing at becoming catapulted damn eminently fructified. Caterwauling causes champion colleague Collins collision, collusion, conjunction conspiracy, demanding expulsion, forthwith groupie Harris insinuating, juxtaposing, keeping lowest mediocrity necessitating one principle question. Reddit slated tenure unified vicars, wherein xfinity yielded zing along.

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