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What Can Go Wrong When Wearing a Thong

We were invited to a party; the theme was tarts and vicars
Though I better get in the part and get some skimpy knickers
Well I can’t go out in my ‘Bridget Jones’ drawers
If I give them a flash I wouldn't get any applause
So it’s off to the lingerie store to do some stopping
Won’t take my hubby or his eyes would be a popping
The shop had knickers of every colour shape and size - 
Selection was enormous, I couldn't believe my eyes
In the end I chose a beautiful lacy pink thong
It fitted so snugly what could go wrong
Back home to change then off to the party we did go
When we arrived the party was in full flow
Everyone was in character – but then I heard a ‘vicar’ swear
People started pointing could they see my skimpy underwear?
I began to feel embarrassed, feel really uncomfy
Then I discovered what the others could see
Skirt tangled in the thong - at my almost naked butt they could peek
It was time to turn on my heels and turn the other cheek!

A TOTALLY FICTITIOUS POEM 
WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR JUDY KONOS

Entered in Whats The Big Idea Contest - idea for  a new contest is to write about embarrassing moments - fact or fiction

17TH  May 2015

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Bill Lindsay July 26, 2015 at 12:18 PM So did you get invited back? ;) Jan Allison July 26, 2015 at 12:23 PM LOL Bill I have never been to one of these parties in my life - just a fun write:-) hugs jan xx

Rachel Preston July 12, 2015 at 4:23 PM Ha loved it, reminded me of my hospital embarrassment poem. It's a real gem! Jan Allison July 13, 2015 at 2:53 AM I LOVE to write with humour Rachel it is what gets me through:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts June 2, 2015 at 4:42 PM Loved it Jan.....Seren Jan Allison June 2, 2015 at 5:01 PM Thanks so much Seren:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser May 29, 2015 at 5:19 PM There's no better poetry than cheeky poetry ;-) still chuckling here Jan, nice one :) xx James xx Jan Allison May 29, 2015 at 5:25 PM You know I have a cheeky sense of humour James - have to rein it in sometimes lol - but if people don't like my style - simple don't read my poems lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Michael Dom May 28, 2015 at 12:46 AM I like that take on 'turn the other cheek'. Good fun poem! Jan Allison May 28, 2015 at 2:36 AM I was delighted Dave liked my idea:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper May 27, 2015 at 9:07 PM Jan, so much laughter in this poem, a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Hugs :~) Jan Allison May 28, 2015 at 2:36 AM Thanks Eve:-) Hugs jan xx

Nandita Das May 27, 2015 at 8:13 AM Enjoyed reading this again. Congratulations on your win. Jan Allison May 27, 2015 at 9:07 AM Thanks so much Nandita:-) Hugs Jan xx

Edward Ebbs May 27, 2015 at 7:21 AM "A TOTALLY FICTITIOUS POEM", LOL, Congrats Jan :) Jan Allison May 27, 2015 at 7:25 AM YES!!!!!!!! on my behalf anyway lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight May 26, 2015 at 12:23 PM Too funny, Jan! Congrats on your amazing win! Some imagination you have :) Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison May 26, 2015 at 12:26 PM Yes this was pure imagination Sandra lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Mcsorley May 26, 2015 at 8:36 AM Funny Jan, it was almost as if you'd experienced it !!!! lol xxx Dave Jan Allison May 26, 2015 at 10:15 AM I can say in all honesty I have NEVER been to one of these parties lol and not had my dress tucked in my knickers either lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson May 26, 2015 at 5:39 AM Hilarious Jan! Congratulations...Since you are from across the pond, I do now dub thee: 'The Queen of Cheeky' on Poetry Soup and yes, I suppose it is always better to turn the other one... Jan Allison May 26, 2015 at 6:42 AM LOL Thanks Tim - I will wear my cheeky badge with pride lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux May 25, 2015 at 6:55 PM Love it, congrats Jan! Jan Allison May 26, 2015 at 1:04 AM Thanks Richard:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A May 25, 2015 at 5:49 PM JAN, CONGRATS ON YOUR BIG DEAL WIN. ALWAYS ~LINDA~ Jan Allison May 26, 2015 at 1:03 AM Thanks Linda:-) Hugs Jan xx

Skat A May 25, 2015 at 2:37 PM Sweet win, love Skat Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 2:38 PM Thanks Skat:-) Hugs jan xx

Earl Schumacker May 25, 2015 at 10:54 AM Hi Jan, Cute and clever. Nice job! Congratulations on a fine win. Take care. Earl Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 10:55 AM Thanks Earl:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France May 25, 2015 at 9:53 AM Jan, congratulations to you, this is outstanding 7 and a great idea for a contest Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 9:57 AM Thanks so much Broken wings - a fun entry am glad dave liked it:-) Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith May 25, 2015 at 9:30 AM Congrats Jan on your win...hilarious Tim Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 9:32 AM Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards May 25, 2015 at 9:23 AM A super last line.......!!. (I actually saw a friend, accidently tuck her dress into her panties, after using the restroom in a restaurant......and almost rolled on the floor laughing before I could alert her!!) Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 9:24 AM I can only imagine the embarrassment Carrie lol:-) Hugs Jan x

Paul Schneiter May 22, 2015 at 11:55 PM Jan, this is funnier than any limerick I've ever written (which comes as no surprise). I fully expect to still be laughing about this Sunday in church. What a gift you have! Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:46 PM Glad it made you smile Paul - all i aim to do is bring a bit of humour to soup - and no sniggering at the vicar tomorrow lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka May 18, 2015 at 1:36 PM Perfect set up...and a nice chuckle out of this one...yes this would rank with embarasing moments. Jan Allison May 18, 2015 at 1:37 PM Just a fun write Janet not a shred of truth in it for me lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Peter Dome May 18, 2015 at 10:29 AM Ha ha. love it made me laugh. A pink cheese grantor eh. like the one I saw you n at the party shhhh!. I win't tell anyone. Love the humour the flow was just perfect. Pity there wasn't a photo to remind me. What you get up to eh. best wishes. Pete. Jan Allison May 18, 2015 at 10:31 AM Must have been another Jan you met Peter - never been to a tarts and vicars party and I don't wear a cheese wire lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Skat A May 18, 2015 at 1:01 AM Love it, jan. Skat Jan Allison May 18, 2015 at 1:08 AM Thanks Skat:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie May 17, 2015 at 6:28 PM G'day Jan... thanks for the chuckle Jan, but you'll confuse most Aussies. Thongs are what we wear on our feet down here... thanks again Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison May 18, 2015 at 1:08 AM I know Lindsay there are so many variations of meanings of words - makes it quite confusing:-( Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez May 17, 2015 at 4:47 PM hahaha...Strikes again! I bet your cheeks were flaming hot! Thanks for my first laugh of the day at PS! If there's a higher rating than 7...HUgs! Kim :-) Jan Allison May 17, 2015 at 4:51 PM Pure fiction Kim lol I have never been to one of these parties lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus May 17, 2015 at 4:31 PM Fictitious this might be, but the humour is all real! Well done, Jan; the queen of humour carries her crown with dignity:) hugs // paul Jan Allison May 17, 2015 at 4:37 PM Aww Paul you are too kind - I can thank Judy for this one she challenged me to write a 'knicker' poem - I just have to go with the flow of my pen thankfully the majority of the time it is humour that flows from it:-) hugs Jan xx

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