Long Supersize Poems

Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes

My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling brook 
to swell after deluge
becoming stream of consciousness runnel
carving, gouging, and liquidating topography 
qua zee mow toe natural formed...

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There are many birds that gather
In my yard all through the year.
However, there is one I favor.
I wait for her to reappear.
You'll not find her at the feeder,
Like the others on the dole.
I think her...

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Most of my time is spent in a Piggly Wiggly line
So you know the Hollywood rags I have seen
Scouring them inside out, top to bottom, back to front
I know all the skinny on all the...

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Drive-Through at the Fast Food Joint

By Elton Camp

To some people it must seen just fine
Having a long wait in the drive-thru line.
The car motor running all the while,
Using enough gas to go many a mile.

The...

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Welcome to the 90's!
Dial-up, pogs and frosted tips.
A decade to spice up your life, 
Take a moment to reminisce

Blockbuster's and pic-a-flic's
Tamagotchi's, SNES, MSN
Slap bracelets everywhere
Burnt C'D's for your discman

Met Forrest Gump and Mrs. Doubtfire
Travelled with...

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as u over there
as im rite here
drinkin my beer 
havin no fear
for this upcoming year
lookin at u smile
from way over here
its been awhile 
now its paid off 
i just wanna kiss u boo
of us that...

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I was shaken, my jingle bells taken, ornaments on a runaway corporate sleigh
It had nitrous oxide, investors selling so high, stuffing stockings with my pay
There were elves with cleavage, garters and high heels, twirling on...

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All men are created equal
All men are women in the womb
With babies born inside their minds
Delivered in flight by penguin equity

All women are men with inverted appendages
Who have pronouns instead of names
Amazon drops off packages...

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It was a Sunday
Just like any other Sunday
The summer glow was exquisite
Perfect for a ride in the country
As the sun drenched
Honey all over God’s creation

I was a passenger in the back seat
And everyone was quiet
Probably...

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Modern Appetite
by Michael R. Burch

"Women, wine, song ..."

It grumbled low, insisting it would feast
on blood and flesh, etcetera, at least
three times a day. With soft lubricious grease

and pale salacious oils, it would ease 
its way...

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Venom drips from his tongue in honeyed splendor
He mesmerizes his audience with a Cobratic symphony
Slithering under their high expectations
He possesses a patient elegance
Skills learned in an ancient garden

His invitation so enticing 
They are the unsuspecting...

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A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post

A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day...

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A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post

A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day...

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Each With Supersize Abstracts and an Extra Large Metaphor

"Most romanticists feel deeply --
generally for themselves."
-- a Realist poet of a taste for a Rational Ethics
power punch lunch

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While but a...

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A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post

A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day...

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Let your mouse do all the walking
Join a hobby all can share
Click and Like - it's Facebook Stalking
Let them know you're waiting there

There's no need for shady lurking
There's no need to show your face
Easy to...

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LIFE IN THE FAT LANE


Supersize me, Honey, with extra mayo on everything;
But hey, make it a diet coke please  -  
Keeping fit these days. . . . skiing tomorrow  - just the...

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a million atom bombs over the world
France has several under the Iffel Tower
Germany,about 30,underneath the Wall's ruination
The USSR keeps them under darkened covers
We have them around
every corner
Beside a military base
or even in the wrinkle of...

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THINGS  NOT  TO  MENTION

Condoms in the Vatican
Soul music to the klansman
      Pork chops to the rabbi
      Bomb joke on an aircraft in...

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Chunkie monkey fast food junkie
sweatin' fat sure smellin' funky
rollie the doughie waistline be flowing
bouncing and pouncing on hips that are going
ankles are creaking as knees begin breaking
arms begin flapping as slabs sound slapping
you got it...

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