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Me, Mona, And Our Hollywood Hot Dog Cart

Most of my time is spent in a Piggly Wiggly line So you know the Hollywood rags I have seen Scouring them inside out, top to bottom, back to front I know all the skinny on all the skinny stars in-between This day Mona in a Moo Moo says from behind me Something about this must be done So with the east in our rear (That doesn't sound right does it!) Look out Hollywood California here we come Not long after landing in Los Angeles Before we even barely had time We set up what "THEY" think is an organic juice hand squeezed by Virgin's and Himalayan soy Sushi bar Out of our Hot Dog cart on the corner of Hollywood and Vine And yes, we've added a little secret ingredient Something to fatten those Hollywood types up So they'll look like the rest of us in America With the line around the block it looks like they can't get enough With a little dab here and a little sprinkle there (wink,wink) Our food has become the talk of the town You'd think they would have figured it out by now As each delicious bite adds a few extra pounds And menu items with names like -Add Another Roll Sushi- Or the... -Don't Look Behind You Sushi Surprise- Then there's our most popular item The -California Your Butt SuperSize- Now that we've fattened up most of the Movie Stars and then some California's so heavy it may soon slide into the sea With a new concoction we've developed to stimulate brain juice's We're now taking our Hot Dog Cart to Washington D.C.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/4/2018 11:01:00 AM
Hilarious. What a fun poem, Mike!!
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Date: 6/16/2016 5:13:00 PM
I'm laughing. Your writing. Definitely not heavily compressed.
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Date: 5/30/2016 8:53:00 AM
I agree Angel, Mike you definitely have a talent for writing humorous poetry!:)
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Date: 5/27/2016 5:22:00 PM
Humor is something I could never really write. It's good to see there's someone with the talent for it.
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