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Still Motoring Along

A happy old camper, still motoring along
My life has been better than most
How come I'm blessed with such good fortune
Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post

A good breakfast is the most important meal
Starts every day off with a bang
Even if your lunch is burgers and fries
You won't get blubberish overhang

Nutritionists might have a hard time agreeing
Bout the lunch of burgers and fries
But I've lived a long life and still feel fine
So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize

One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol
Very rarely does this guy indulge
Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble
Has helped me control my bulge

So I give this advice freely without charge
You can benefit from my many years
Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth
Don't fret if you grow a big rear

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 5/4/2020 8:46:00 AM
I am making my super breakfast right now! Eggies, kale, onion and tons of coconut oil. But I will always have butt envy, never had much of a butt, and truer than that, you never know what you've got till it's gone ;D,
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/4/2020 9:35:00 AM
Is there a club we could all join! Cathie would join too! It's an ongoing battle! eh :( Much love my dearest Mo! XOX
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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 5/4/2020 9:15:00 AM
I too lost close to 50lbs. Brad is inspired, he's got a gut, the bad fat. I am inspiring him though! He's a drinker and a smoker, I've stopped both, I'm hoping he will find me more fun than those ;),
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/4/2020 8:57:00 AM
LOL, My problem is I stick out in the frontal area! It was a lot worse... lost about 45-50 lbs about a year ago! Gained back about ten! Determined to lose it again! Wish me luck, sweetie! Big squeezies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 5/4/2020 7:55:00 AM
Yeah, big mac all the way, with extra fries lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/4/2020 8:21:00 AM
LOL well said, my British pal! Still chuckling!

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