Still Motoring Along

A happy old camper, still motoring along My life has been better than most How come I'm blessed with such good fortune Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post A good breakfast is the most important meal Starts every day off with a bang Even if your lunch is burgers and fries You won't get blubberish overhang Nutritionists might have a hard time agreeing Bout the lunch of burgers and fries But I've lived a long life and still feel fine So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol Very rarely does this guy indulge Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble Has helped me control my bulge So I give this advice freely without charge You can benefit from my many years Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth Don't fret if you grow a big rear