Things Not To Mention
THINGS NOT TO MENTION
Condoms in the Vatican
Soul music to the klansman
Pork chops to the rabbi
Bomb joke on an aircraft in the sky
Children and any green vegetable
Supersize to the catwalk model
Thirteen to the superstitious
England to the Irish
Neighbour’s dog to the snoozing cat
Fat to Jack Spratt
Beer to a teetotaler
Tea to a beertotaler
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Written for Debbie Guzzi ‘s Contest “Unmentionables”
Copyright © Sidney Beck | Year Posted 2011
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