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Pregnant Without a Parent Reason

All men are created equal
All men are women in the womb
With babies born inside their minds
Delivered in flight by penguin equity

All women are men with inverted appendages
Who have pronouns instead of names
Amazon drops off packages at their doorsteps
On purpose, special deliveries
At the end of the flat Earth streets                    
   
No matter what gender you are
You are a pregnant superstar

Companies come in the morning to give birth
Not to Jesus but to rainbow coalitions
On the condition that you step outside yourself

Follow them to a world of fluffy stuff
Full of marshmallows, unicorns and Oreo cookies
Oreo says, “Transgenders exist”
A cookie fixation, that’s the fix

Steeped in power, keeping the clouds at bay
Vanilla is a way to stay happy happy joy joy

Everyone comes in one size, supersize
One must keep an open mind to be woke
One must wake up first to be Woke
A condition that has no cure at first
Until someone gives birth on the sly
Not knowing who or why

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