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Still Motoring Along

A happy old camper, still motoring along My life has been better than most How come I'm blessed with such good fortune Maybe cause I eat Shreddies by Post A good breakfast is the most important meal Starts every day off with a bang Even if your lunch is burgers and fries You won't get blubber overhang Nutritionists might have a hard time agreeing Bout the lunch of burgers and fries But I've lived a long life and still feel fine So it's yummy McDonald's Supersize One of my secrets is my limit of alcohol Very rarely does this guy indulge Clean living and staying the hell out of trouble Has helped me control my bulge So I give this advice freely without charge You can benefit from my many years Enjoy all the rest of your days here on earth Don't fret if you grow a big rear © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 3/28/2014 10:03:00 AM
nice to see you still motoring Jack xx
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Date: 3/28/2014 8:51:00 AM
Boy! Dragon should listen to you! Unfortunately, we can't help get you from jail. Have to stay on the good side of the law. Dragon is always into WAY to much mischief! But we'll put a good word in for you. The McDonalds down the road are our friends. We pass out our poems to them whenever we go. But it's getting less frequent that we can afford it now. Bummer! We're tea and not alcohol drinkers here. After all, Caseys' Mom and Dad are alcoholics. And Joey, the wild thing... Well, we don't ask...
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