Long Stomped Poems
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LimericksLimericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
stomped, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, AbsurdLimericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
stomped, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab BagLimericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
stomped, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Chapter 112 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Damian and the Family Go To ChurchEarly morning dawn July
"Mallory" Damian whispered, sliding
Closer to her. "Mallory" he Whispered
Again gently caressing. She wanted
To say stop. It was to late
he moved quite quickly. He spread
Like wild fire. Soon consuming her.
The...
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Categories:
stomped, angst, devotion,
Form:
Alliteration
Rainy Days, and the Old Red Barn“Allen saw it first
Charlie then later
Allen chased the black raven
Charlie lived his dreams”.
Steady rain had been falling for two straight days
In dimming, muted light.
Striding out from the middle of a weeded field
The two men...
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Categories:
stomped, adventure, bird, dream, horror, imagery, magic, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Make It Up To MeInsecurities is gone in a heart beat now
Emotional injuries fade away somehow
I can feel the tension as it sheds away
I can deal with the motion of your sway
I feel you here with me, no...
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Categories:
stomped, abuse, angst, depression, emotions, endurance, hurt, love
Form:
Free verse
How I Got Rich and What Happened ThenWritten in summer of 1976.
I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.
We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay
And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.
I spent...
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Categories:
stomped, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form:
Couplet
The Masochist and the Sadist(His Version of The Sadist and The Masochist)
Oh, a masochist what a fitting partner or should I say plaything for a sadist, but by bringing you into this world I knew that a part of...
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Categories:
stomped, dark, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire AccentIT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.
I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain.
The assistant behind the counter had shiny...
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Categories:
stomped, crazy, food, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, life,
Form:
Free verse
Limericks Iv - Donald TrumpLimericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
stomped, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Part Two- Gunshot Wound To the Heart- a Short Story From My Memoir - a Journey of Roses and ThornsIt was a hot summer day. Harry had stopped by Grandma's house and offered to take the two little girls down to the store and treat them to an ice-cream cone. Grandma, thinking...
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Categories:
stomped, nostalgia,
Form:
Prose
The Grove of Unconditional LoveVerse 1:
There’s one life to live,
So give it your all
Mistakes were made…just forgive
The past and stand tall
Mistakes were made…come on and move on
Hoping you’ll save me before I fall
Our future are in...
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Categories:
stomped, deep, emotions, happiness, hope, loneliness, memory, words,
Form:
Lyric
Beauty In DisguiseMy parents had both passed and I felt orphaned, alone --
Although I was married and lived hours away with a family of my own.
And today was a day I had dreaded for months
Silently traveling the...
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Categories:
stomped, age, beauty, childhood, death, home, love, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Breakfast At Honkland ShonkastadaReverend Ralston Pews had no idea what he was going to see at
the Honkland Shonkastada Diner, but he knew it would be entertaining.
It always was. A tiny confistacate was happening, he could hear...
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Categories:
stomped, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Narrative
No ClueThis poor dope needs to work on his memory -
Early one morning while me and the wife were lying in bed…in the raw…
She caught me staring at what I would feel was the cutest...
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Categories:
stomped, anger, funny, humor, marriage, memory,
Form:
Verse
Him and II wandered through the semi busy streets filled with pedestrians as they hurried out of the rain. I continued on with no destination in mind ,no umbrella to shield myself from the frigid elements. ...
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Categories:
stomped, first love,
Form:
Free verse
Without Saying a WordSummer that year was beasty hot and dry. The sidewalks sizzled and roasted my bare feet, and the heat permeated the already parched ground leaving huge cracks and crevices. The grassy lawns—yellow and burnt—smelled like...
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Categories:
stomped, kid, mother, mother daughter, summer,
Form:
Haibun
Stimulation: I Don'T Mind Being Left BehiiindSo blinded by tears
Fighting off childish fears
There's hope to find; actually, there's some here in your heart and it can be hidden in your wit
Sometimes, I don't mind being left behind come to...
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Categories:
stomped, deep, depression, desire,
Form:
Free verse
Franken DragonOn one dark and stormy night… on a local, lonely, wind swept moor,
A very young and slightly mad scientist did some craziness, for sure.
Now mind you, he was only 3 years young, but, yet, still...
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Categories:
stomped, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
You'Re a Monster, Donny DumpSung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version).
KP
You’re a monster, Donny Dump.
Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown.
To no end, I could deride you,
are no depths you didn’t fall to,
no ineptness could elude you,
the bottom-feeders they...
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Categories:
stomped, america, celebrity, fun, humor, parody, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
The Kitchen Not the CakeThere’s cheap lunches in the Barley Tavern,
each Wednesday, when after one o’clock.
I always chose to eat beer battered fish,
plus mystery cake a little bit ad hoc.
And this Wednesday here in the tavern,
Ted Austin joined me...
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Categories:
stomped, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot topHarold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...
spry buck analogous to energizing bunny
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.
Home on the range
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly inured,
nevertheless colony or nest
of doe eyed demoiselles
stewed over...
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Categories:
stomped, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal, candy, computer,
Form:
Rhyme
Yellow BagYELLOW BAG
Is there something you want to tell me?
for hours and hours your eyes
mirror doubts and resentments
but let it be... let it be...
I truly do not care....
I...
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Categories:
stomped, dad, daughter, judgement,
Form:
Narrative
A Hubby and Dragon EasterEver wonder, the sort of things that Dragon and Hubby do when together?
Well never fear, I’m here to explain a Spring Day routine in good weather.
Easter was upon us, as they worked out in the...
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Categories:
stomped, easter, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, happy, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
Or Dragon Hood and the Secret of the Burning Pants
Our traveling actor trolls, came home to help with ‘Shakespeare in the Park’.
We wanted ‘Romeo and Juliet’, our neighborhood witches wanted ‘Mac...
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Categories:
stomped, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse