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Limericks
Limericks
by Michael R. Burch



Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.



The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch

The platypus,...

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Categories: stomped, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form: Limerick



Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...

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Categories: stomped, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form: Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
Limericks III - Grab Bag

Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:

Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch

The English are very...

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Categories: stomped, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chapter 112 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Damian and the Family Go To Church
Early morning dawn July
"Mallory"  Damian whispered, sliding 
Closer to her. "Mallory" he Whispered 
Again gently caressing. She wanted
To say stop. It was to late
he moved quite quickly. He spread
Like wild fire. Soon consuming her.
The...

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Categories: stomped, angst, devotion,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Rainy Days, and the Old Red Barn
“Allen saw it first 
Charlie then later
Allen chased the black raven
Charlie lived his dreams”.

Steady rain had been falling for two straight days
In dimming, muted light.

Striding out from the middle of a weeded field
The two men...

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Categories: stomped, adventure, bird, dream, horror, imagery, magic, mystery,
Form: Free verse



Make It Up To Me
Insecurities is gone in a heart beat now
Emotional injuries fade away somehow
I can feel the tension as it sheds away 
I can deal with the motion of your sway

I feel you here with me, no...

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Categories: stomped, abuse, angst, depression, emotions, endurance, hurt, love
Form: Free verse
How I Got Rich and What Happened Then
Written in summer of 1976.


I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.

We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay

And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.

I spent...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stomped, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Masochist and the Sadist
(His Version of The Sadist and The Masochist)

Oh, a masochist what a fitting partner or should I say plaything for a sadist, but by bringing you into this world I knew that a part of...

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Categories: stomped, dark, romance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire Accent
IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain. 
The assistant behind the counter had shiny...

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Categories: stomped, crazy, food, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Free verse
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump

The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...

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Categories: stomped, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Part Two- Gunshot Wound To the Heart- a Short Story From My Memoir - a Journey of Roses and Thorns
It was a hot summer day.  Harry had stopped by Grandma's house and offered to take the two little girls down to the store and treat them to an ice-cream cone.  Grandma, thinking...

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Categories: stomped, nostalgia,
Form: Prose
The Grove of Unconditional Love
Verse 1: 
There’s one life to live, 
So give it your all
Mistakes were made…just forgive
The past and stand tall
Mistakes were made…come on and move on 
Hoping you’ll save me before I fall
Our future are in...

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Categories: stomped, deep, emotions, happiness, hope, loneliness, memory, words,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Beauty In Disguise
My parents had both passed and I felt orphaned, alone --
Although I was married and lived hours away with a family of my own.
And today was a day I had dreaded for months
Silently traveling the...

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Categories: stomped, age, beauty, childhood, death, home, love, memory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Breakfast At Honkland Shonkastada
Reverend Ralston Pews had no idea what he was going to see at 
the Honkland Shonkastada Diner, but he knew it would be entertaining.
It always was.  A tiny confistacate was happening, he could hear...

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Categories: stomped, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form: Narrative
Premium Member No Clue
This poor dope needs to work on his memory - 


Early one morning while me and the wife were lying in bed…in the raw…
She caught me staring at what I would feel was the cutest...

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Categories: stomped, anger, funny, humor, marriage, memory,
Form: Verse
Him and I
I wandered through the semi busy streets filled with pedestrians as they hurried out of the rain. I continued on with no destination in mind ,no umbrella to shield myself from the frigid elements. ...

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© Dana Gayle  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stomped, first love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Without Saying a Word
Summer that year was beasty hot and dry. The sidewalks sizzled and roasted my bare feet, and the heat permeated the already parched ground leaving huge cracks and crevices. The grassy lawns—yellow and burnt—smelled like...

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Categories: stomped, kid, mother, mother daughter, summer,
Form: Haibun
Stimulation: I Don'T Mind Being Left Behiiind
So blinded by tears 
Fighting off childish fears
There's hope to find; actually, there's some here in your heart and it can be hidden in your wit 
Sometimes, I don't mind being left behind come to...

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Categories: stomped, deep, depression, desire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Franken Dragon
On one dark and stormy night… on a local, lonely, wind swept moor,
A very young and slightly mad scientist did some craziness, for sure.
Now mind you, he was only 3 years young, but, yet, still...

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Categories: stomped, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
You'Re a Monster, Donny Dump
Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version).
KP

You’re a monster, Donny Dump.
Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown.
To no end, I could deride you,
are no depths you didn’t fall to,
no ineptness could elude you,
the bottom-feeders they...

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© Ken Page  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stomped, america, celebrity, fun, humor, parody, satire,
Form: Rhyme
The Kitchen Not the Cake
There’s cheap lunches in the Barley Tavern,
each Wednesday, when after one o’clock.
I always chose to eat beer battered fish,
plus mystery cake a little bit ad hoc.
And this Wednesday here in the tavern,
Ted Austin joined me...

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Categories: stomped, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny 
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range 
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly inured,
nevertheless colony or nest 
of doe eyed demoiselles 
stewed over...

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Categories: stomped, 12th grade, adventure, america, animal, candy, computer,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Yellow Bag
YELLOW BAG

Is there something you want to tell me?

for hours and hours your eyes
mirror doubts and resentments
but let it be... let it be...
I    truly   do   not  care....

I...

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Categories: stomped, dad, daughter, judgement,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Hubby and Dragon Easter
Ever wonder, the sort of things that Dragon and Hubby do when together?
Well never fear, I’m here to explain a Spring Day routine in good weather.
Easter was upon us, as they worked out in the...

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Categories: stomped, easter, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, happy, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
Or Dragon Hood and the Secret of the Burning Pants


Our traveling actor trolls, came home to help with ‘Shakespeare in the Park’.
We wanted ‘Romeo and Juliet’, our neighborhood witches wanted ‘Mac...

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Categories: stomped, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things