Long Punny Poems

I’m going cray-cray some say…crazy in love, baby…
But, hey, I’m feeling fine up in here
Boldness and bravery today…went through me…
Shedded a tear with no fear…fear…
I’m corny and punny all in one
I’m the sun that shines…much...

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A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds
To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found!

He’d...

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Dear Budding Poet:
Modern poetry is a sandbox for all who would build, smash, trash, shake up, and take up the art. Poetry is not writ, nor wrote, or written, but is hummed through the nose,...

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Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy

Puns are nice, but I need a living
so I can get all life is giving,
but I don’t drive and can’t afford a chauffeur.
Each job I’ve tried just turns...

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The Christmas Pies

His manner was crusty and grouchy, hunched over, he looked very slouchy
Instead of good cheer he was happy when someone would cry

He hated each time it was snowing and some chubby elf ho...

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I’m watching TV
You see what I don’t see
I fell in love with the love of my life
I didn’t have a good beginning to be honest
I’m surviving with an upside down frown 
I’m surviving with an...

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Daily Poetry #66, April 4, 2017
Word: Joker

The clock continues it’s endless ticking,
As the day just flies right by, 
People walk on, talking like nothing’s wrong,
And there’s not a worry in the sky.

The Joker looks up...

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171 E Swedesford Rd,

Unexpected positive experience
with regular totally tubular
gnarly patron first name Maureen
hmm... if only this burbling blurb 
blog could somehow
be communicated - pro bono, cuz green
legal tender (mine) scarce -
anyway earlier 

today December sixteenth
two...

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•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? 
Have a house-swarming party, 
and give a welcome hearty. 

•• What did the duck say to the waiter? 
"Let me have my fill,...

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Oh where could one sweet person go
          Who craves a phrase to ebb and flow
           ...

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I will turn back the pages of my life to Christmas's so sweet and old,
        when me, mom and dad would make meat pies;
    ...

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The Wizard of Pie

The Wizard of Pie was a magical man
With raspberry features, a coconut tan
He lived in a bakery atop of the hill
Where crust grew in gardens and bloomed on the sill

There was a...

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Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good...

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Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine

Here's the ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good...

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Amazing is God Who gives me wondrous taste buds for:
Apple Pie very appetizing
Banana Pie so appealing
Coconut Pie greatly mouth-watering...

Delighting me midst healthy nourishment:
Dessert Pie of cheese-bounty 
Eggplant Pie, yet omelet in reality 
Fruit Pie along...

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Here's a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask for your name
Maybe it's a game they play

Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever
But still got a ways to go
I'm certainly...

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In a land that flows with milk and honey, 
the wind moans with foolish silly punny.

The mountains countless caves blaze with blithe light; 
trees of Ténéré quiver that tower in height.

The sound of trickling water,...

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T hey’d aughta not called nookie
H eaven’s blessed cookie...
E ither burd or bee, cause neither's a lookie! 

B urds well der feathered, not like me?
I n da interest of clarity, I’m certainly NO bee?
R obins...

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It is a wonder what the mind can come up with....

Me and my friend Mary from school,
sat at the table with all of our tools.
These boys walked up and started to chat,
and me and Mary...

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I know it’s shocking, and you’ll be like “Watt!?” but it’s true and i’m ex-static and you should be too. Light it sink in Faraday or two, don’t be so direct for there are alternative...

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The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the sole owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner

I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many drawbacks, for me
Rookie pirates make...

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The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the SOLE owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner

I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many DRAWBACKS, for me
Rookie pirates make...

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Babes in Pieland, my favorite Disney movie of all time.
Annette and Tommy, Dream Girl and Dream of mine.
Those gypsies, the music, the dancing, and those scary trees!
Babes in Pieland, a kick, a whirl, a spin,...

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Ashe is a punny name for a 
Bandit and Aristocratic girl
I've never seen white blankets of winter stupor,but her hair is as white as snow
Gold-accents and speck of southern rich 
The anxiety of teasing ...

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Sing a song of Christmas, here in the UK,
Hands are making pastry for the festive day.
Fill with ripe sultanas, candied peel and spice,
Pop them in the oven, they'll be ready in a trice!

Mince pies are...

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