Very Punny

Here's a giggle are you ready for this
Better sit down I'd say
Why do psychics ask for your name
Maybe it's a game they play

Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever
But still got a ways to go
I'm certainly not worried, no not me
Feel good right down to my toes

Hardness of butter is quite proportionate
To the softness of the bread it is
But with toast you have a fighting chance
Will be testing you later in a quiz

What if you get scared half to death twice
Gonna leave that one alone
What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote
“Tabby or not tabby? That's the question

Death is most definitely a hereditary thing
How many still have parents living
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk which takes much cattility

A dear friend of mine is so optimistic
Bought a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants
Until we know exactly where we're going
Why should we take the chance

You laugh because I'm a little bit different 
I laughed coz I just let one go
One of my better ones I gotta tell ya
A joyous expulsion to behold
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Hankins Avatar
June 26, 2022 at 9:50 AM
Jack, my friend, you are on a roll today!
Ellison Avatar
June 26, 2022 at 11:07 AM
A roll I am!!! Fun stuff eh! Have a great Sunday my friend!
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