Very Punny

Here's a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask for your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a ways to go I'm certainly not worried, no not me Feel good right down to my toes Hardness of butter is quite proportionate To the softness of the bread it is But with toast you have a fighting chance Will be testing you later in a quiz What if you get scared half to death twice Gonna leave that one alone What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote “Tabby or not tabby? That's the question Death is most definitely a hereditary thing How many still have parents living What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk which takes much cattility A dear friend of mine is so optimistic Bought a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants Until we know exactly where we're going Why should we take the chance You laugh because I'm a little bit different I laughed coz I just let one go One of my better ones I gotta tell ya A joyous expulsion to behold