The Teach's From Brookl'N / Dedicated Ta Sweetheart

T hey’d aughta not called nookie H eaven’s blessed cookie... E ither burd or bee, cause neither's a lookie! B urds well der feathered, not like me? I n da interest of clarity, I’m certainly NO bee? R obins do have red breasts and I have two, see? D ern, maybe dat's why dey calls dem da burds and da bees? S o, if da ladies da burd, da guy must be da bee? A nyway, why didn’t dey call IT da cows and da doves? N ow, cows at least got legs and doves are for luv! D rat, I still don’t get da bee stingy thingie, "Gov?" T he bees has a sting YIKE and bees sure love honey. H ell, maybe they thought a man'd sting ya for money? E ither dat or “Hmmm,” some ladies are real punny? B et we women smell real sweet, I guess, and da bees fly to honey? E eeeeeekkk, I so confuddled, I feel like Mikey Rooney? E ach dern metaphors is making me more looney tooney! S imply forget da dern foolishness and give me a groomie!