Dirty Minds Are Punny

It is a wonder what the mind can come up with....

Me and my friend Mary from school,
sat at the table with all of our tools.
These boys walked up and started to chat,
and me and Mary learned about their bats..
And how playing with their baseballs was cool.

They talked of twigs and berries,
of innocent secrets they carried,
about experiences in sport camp.
And in the light of a lamp,
i giggled to myself and Mary.

They had no idea what was done,
how much they provided for puns,
Mary and I were dying,
stories of spelunking and mining,
and how their pet snake weighed a ton.

I couldn't hold myself back for much more,
trapped words inside made me sore,
so i opened my mouth,
and prepared to shout out..
And THEN I opened THAT innapropriate door



Thought up on 6/17/2015 for a contest on this website, hope you enjoy!
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April 16, 2016 at 1:16 AM
Veronica Capo. Nice to read your poem today. enjoyed ~LINDA~
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September 10, 2015 at 9:53 PM
Hi Veronica ....Interesting poem you have written here ...I have myself caught myself opening that innapropriate door lolz Really liked reading this poem Rated it a 7!-Love Ettie
Boddie Avatar
August 19, 2015 at 5:50 PM
that is how the game is taught....boys brag so that girls may get caught....winners and losers exist on both sides....and wherever we are, it is a sign of our pride....;)
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June 21, 2015 at 10:33 AM
- A poem I enjoy reading with a smile on my mouth Veronica :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
June 17, 2015 at 12:15 PM
Oh I do love to use innuendo in my poems at times - this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx
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