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The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the SOLE owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many DRAWBACKS, for me Rookie pirates make terrible singers Can't really hit the HIGH SEAS For plumbers a flush sure beats a FULL HOUSE And I'm not talking poker here Have you heard about that origami store The damn thing FOLDED it appears In a room where the curtains were DRAWN The rest of the furniture was real “Love” means ZERO to tennis players That didn't have a lot appeal The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little BEHIND in his work Heard it before but it's one of the good ones Let's celebrate and pop the cork Do you know the real definition of a will It's a DEAD giveaway

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Date: 11/25/2022 10:36:00 AM
Lol brilliant gems Jack, have a great weekend. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/25/2022 1:55:00 PM
Are youse guys having some kind of a holiday? Methinks a turkeys are giving up their lives in celebration! So honourable! Happy happy Thanksgiving my buddy!
Date: 11/25/2022 9:20:00 AM
Yes, Jack, and very funny, too. You brought a smile to my face on this otherwise gloomy day! Hope you had a marvelous Thanksgiving Day.
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Date: 11/25/2022 9:56:00 AM
Sorry for your gloomy day! Sunshine here ALL day! Sorry for gloating! LOL
Date: 11/25/2022 9:03:00 AM
Loved your Puns....... but I don't have time to write any more because I swallowed a watch and it was very time consuming.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/25/2022 9:53:00 AM
Right on Miss Wen! Hope you are feeling better! You swallowed a watch? LOL It was very time consuming... XOX
Date: 11/25/2022 7:42:00 AM
...ahh, goodt sir...life asks for it...years ago i got a looney tunes collection...still watch a couple every now and then.... bugs, elmer, wiley-coyote, etc. put the/ whatever behind me...cofcof...so to speak ......
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Date: 11/25/2022 7:59:00 AM
Oh those old memories when a looney toons collection was in vogue!!! I would have dealt out big bucks! OOOEEEE! Great memories!!!