Very Punny, Very Punny
The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the sole owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner
I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many drawbacks, for me
Rookie pirates make terrible singers
Can't really hit the high seas
For plumbers a flush sure beats a full house
And I'm not talking poker here
Have you heard about that origami store
The damn thing folded it appears
In a room where the curtains were drawn
The rest of the furniture was real
Love means nothing to tennis players
Doesn't have a lot of appeal
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
And got a little behind in his work
Heard it before but it's one of the good ones
Let's celebrate and pop the cork
Do you know the real definition of a will
It's a dead giveaway
... grrrrooooaaaannnn
© Jack Ellison 2013
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a
Premium Membership.
