Long Pooper Poems
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Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New AdditionsIf you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
pooper, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
pooper, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
pooper, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Muppets In the Soup - Join InWrite a limerick of your own about a Muppet.
If you post it in a comment or in soup mail to me,
and I find it appropriate, I'll add it on. ;-)
Sesame Street's Count von...
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Categories:
pooper, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Rational Ethics With Pickles On the Side"Imagination is as imagination does."
-- a poet of a truly handsome imagination
* * *
On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day,
Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-duper fay
along with...
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Categories:
pooper, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Repunzel Or BustDragon is always in Hero mode, most certain of that, you can be sure.
The Sheriff of CrazyLand is a stickler for all the rules, he does ensure.
If only either one of them… had at least...
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Categories:
pooper, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
The Dragon WalkieI was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire,...
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Categories:
pooper, adventure, fantasy, fire, funny, humorous, imagination, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Death of the DinosaursEveryone has a theory on what killed out all the great big Dinosaurs.
I’m the only one who knows, what happened, that stopped their roars.
It’s just a little common sense, to figure out what it was,...
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Categories:
pooper, fantasy, fun, funny, happy, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Unwarranted Uninvited Party Pooper Dinner GuestAnd here tonight I assumed
This would be just another one
of those average dinner parties
With a stream of boring associates and
their plus 1 partner or other
But wow
Hey you
Are so different from all the other's
Why I am...
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Categories:
pooper, slam,
Form:
Free verse
My Top 10 Blessings List: (For the "top 10" Contest Sponsored By: Joe Flach)1. LIFE: February (you can guess which year.)
I came to earth as a little dear.
After I wailed and cried a tear.
...
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Categories:
pooper, childhood, faith, family, forgiveness, friendship, hope, life,
Form:
List
Kiss the RainLike any family, mine’s the same, they leave Mama with the dirty Chores.
You’d think with Trolls, and Dragons, and such… There’d be magic galore!
But I concede defeat at Pooper Scooping Time, my sons taught everyone...
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Categories:
pooper, adventure, fantasy, funny, humorous, imagination, magic, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Eps SyndromeMy Dogs have the dreaded multiseasonal EPS syndrome “Eat-Poop-Sleep”.
But not my Dragon, so clever, he’s added mischief to this illustrious heap.
He has our Australian Cattle dog herding the penguins up the street.
The Gutter frogs hop...
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Categories:
pooper, fantasy, funny, happiness, happy, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 6Schiff picked up the phone receiver again:Pelosi, your idea's great! The pizzas paid off! The gofers all rolled back! And their hauptman Mutt Gaets vanished, purportedly calling for a press conference.
Pelosi: Uh, pizzas paid...
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Categories:
pooper, irony, satire, slam,
Form:
I do not know?
Plentitude of PiesI stepped into a cow pie, back a year or so ago, and I did fuss and cry!
Or so I am told… Then I found a Dragon egg, and as you will surmise…
The plentitude...
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Categories:
pooper, change, conflict, family, fantasy, humorous, imagination, wisdom,
Form:
Light Verse
What's Up With SantaI played a nasty joke on Santa
...
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Categories:
pooper, christmas, fantasy, fun, funny, games,
Form:
Rhyme
Who Would Want TrumpWho Would Want Trump
What Trump said puts us into a stupor
Is party pooper and things are a blooper
With Hillary items are always tangible
His hair is orange and unmanageable.
Trump does end up putting us imperil
Would be...
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Categories:
pooper, humorous, sad,
Form:
Couplet
Roller Coaster“Don’t be scared; just do it!”
“I don’t want to it!”
“C’mon it will be fast.”
“But people die doing this!”
“People also have fun doing this!”
“Well, you go on without me!”
“Don’t be a cry baby!”
“Mom said I didn't...
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Categories:
pooper, cute love, fun,
Form:
Narrative
The Randomness of All Random PoemsPooper Scooper
Scooper Pooper
I like to watch my cat
tip its hat
in its tea.
but only for me
thats why you'll see me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high.
Thats why you wont find us
with a stigh
in our eye.
No it's not...
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Categories:
pooper, music, peace, teen,
Form:
I do not know?
Nobody Believes MeNobody believes me!
We are killing ourselves and each
other everyday.
And no, we don't need a gun.
But, come on, they tell me,
Stop being a party pooper!
No, I won't get on the train of yours.
Anymore than "Old Sparky."
The...
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Categories:
pooper, anger, feelings, internet, slam, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Please Don'T Asked For My Decision On AnythingPlease don't anybody ask me to decide anything. I do not know
The difference between, the Concord or a Jet Plane
The Republican or the Democrats,
White lies or some faker boldfaces fibbers
The donkey audible...
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Categories:
pooper, art, black african american, dedication, devotion, hope,
Form:
Concrete
Strictly ForbiddenStrictly Forbidden
Have been writing poems and then waited
For your poets to soon become infatuated
With all of my poems each and every one
I will post to Poetry Soup when are done.
At first poems weren't completely perfected
Waiting...
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Categories:
pooper, addiction, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
FireworksIt's new years eve or bonfire night.
Veterans hide away in fright
They fear that they may crumble
As the fireworks start to rumble
Even if there tucked up in bed
The flashes and bangs mess up the head
Hot...
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Categories:
pooper, addiction, anxiety, education, military, strength, stress, sympathy,
Form:
Free verse
SmileyI am going to write about smiling
Why do you smile?
Is it because you like it?
Hmm what don't you like?
I can think of something you don't like
Uggh party pooper
Lol
Is it because you see me?
No I see...
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Categories:
pooper, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Sacrilegious Transgression Against Obsessive Compulsive DisorderI generally mean mine mien mental state
moost occasions heavily marinated stupor
long established as external trait
psychologically time tested trooper
impossible mission to kickstart sanity
doppelgänger regularly revisits his soul asylum
hellbent antimatter he cannot vitiate
despite therapeutic laxative merely exhausts
well bred literate...
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Categories:
pooper, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
More Will Rogers PhilosophyMore Will Rogers Philosophy
(Are all quarrels domestic ones?)
If in formation found flying over a diary
We sincerely thing you are an aviary
And if a quarrel you may try to develop
Likely a domestic around you will envelope.
When...
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Categories:
pooper, analogy, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Couplet