Brenda Meier-Hans Poet Rhyme

What's Up With Santa

I played a nasty joke on Santa
                                     once on Christmas Eve,
                                  I put some exlax in his milk,
                                       and he drank it clean.

                                                (hehe)

                           Now that’s one Christmas I remember,
                           Dad sat on the Lu till end of December




                              Another time we greased the roof
                                      My brother Clay and I,
                                       Hoping to catch Santa
                                      when we heard him cry.

                                                (Nothing)

                         Another Christmas I couldn’t forget soon,
                      Dads leg was in a cast, till the middle of June.




                        The next year we decided to write old Santa
                                    And apologize for our tricks,
                                   I guess old Nick squealed on us,
                                 Cause dad came with THE stick.

                                                   (Ouch)




                    I believe Santa's still mad at me and my brother Clay
               Cause he never brings our kids, presents on Christmas day.


                                              (Party pooper)


Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
11.29.2014
Contest: What’s up With Santa
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Julia Taylor December 18, 2014 at 2:40 PM Made me chuckle - good and unique take on a Santa poem

Eve Roper December 11, 2014 at 2:17 PM HAhaha...Brenda, sounds like stuff my husband would have done, I love this poem a saver. congratulations on your win, Blessings 7

Paul Callus December 11, 2014 at 11:25 AM Wow! This is lovely and witty, Brenda. Very original take on the Santa theme!! Congratulations!!! #7 // paul

Roy Jerden December 10, 2014 at 10:36 AM Very funny! Congratulations! Check out this video for some giggles... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9TTz3R5SmI

Joyce Johnson December 9, 2014 at 9:16 PM Congratulations on a great win. Joyce

Jan Allison December 9, 2014 at 6:54 PM dropping back with my congrats Brenda:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Sandra Haight December 9, 2014 at 6:44 PM Hey, Brenda, stopping back to congratulate you on your win! You did a great job making yours one of the funniest for sure! Hug, Sandra

Joseph May December 2, 2014 at 7:23 PM Very funny Brenda....you really socked it to Santa... Brenda Meier-Hans December 3, 2014 at 6:51 AM Thanks Joseph

Hija De La Luna December 1, 2014 at 1:36 AM i enjoyed this, Brenda! had a good laugh! :))) Brenda Meier-Hans December 1, 2014 at 8:03 AM Thanks Hija. I'm glad you like it.

Sandra Haight November 30, 2014 at 4:38 PM Very funny, Brenda! Really enjoyed it! It should do well for the contest! GL, Hugs, Sandra Brenda Meier-Hans November 30, 2014 at 6:21 PM Thanks Sandra.

Tim Smith November 30, 2014 at 1:55 PM Im sure dad was not too happy....hugs Tim Brenda Meier-Hans November 30, 2014 at 6:20 PM Sure Tim, take dads side.

Jan Allison November 30, 2014 at 1:48 PM lol Brenda - very amusing write - good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xxx Brenda Meier-Hans November 30, 2014 at 6:19 PM Thanks Jan.