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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Everyone has a theory on what killed out all the great big Dinosaurs. I’m the only one who knows, what happened, that stopped their roars. It’s just a little common sense, to figure out what it was, I conclude. You see, all those big Dinosaurs were eating up tons of yummy food. And you must surely know that, what goes in, has to come out, too. Yep, you’re beginning to get my drift, as it was caused by dino-poop. I’ll admit, dragon gave me the idea, as I daily continue to pooper scoop. But there’s a difference between then and now, for volume was the oops. Man! Those were voracious BIG eating machines… You begin to see? The black layer, found in the ground, all over the world, was completely… Made of ashed, Dino-poop! You see? The world was covered, miles deep… In the building dino-poop, they say, there’s also, methane there, in heaps. So where did it come from? Yep you guessed it, again… Dino-poop. It came out of the dino- poop, while being squished into fields of oil. And why do you think, it was a comet, came in and blew them all away? All it took was a streak of lightening in the pollution of the air, one day. Yep, one little spark ignited… to get rid of the old, and in with the new. Methane is highly explosive, and nitroglycerine, comes from poop, too. You see, no one destroyed them, they did it all to themselves! Ya think? Why are there still dragons? Because fire doesn’t bother them, so rethink! Explosions couldn’t get to them, since they don’t poop inside their big caves. Yep, Dragons were the very first, ecology minded living things, of that day. That’s why…Dragons are on Chinese calendars and not dinosaurs today. So that’s why Dragons are smug, self-centered and expect to be obeyed. Because they’re the only ones, my dear, who knew what was coming, there. Still, they tried to warn all the dinosaurs, which refused to listen, anywhere. So they retreated into their caves, for a long nuclear winter of restful sleep. Grandpa Troll confirmed it, for he slept there, with Dragons, in caverns deep. Now I ask you, would you go into a cave of dragons, as your ancestors did do? Or would you be one of the oblivious, who back then… didn’t have a clue? 2-11-2015 Dragon says potty humor rocks!
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