The Randomness of All Random Poems

Pooper Scooper Scooper Pooper I like to watch my cat tip its hat in its tea. but only for me thats why you'll see me Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high. Thats why you wont find us with a stigh in our eye. No it's not a lie from this mouth. Yea, thats what I'm talking about! Dont sit there and pout. You little nerd. Go take a turd In the cow herd in the field. Just keeping it real! Dont catch a feel in my dress. Lets play some chess like a geek in a creek. You little freak! Go play a game. Just do it for shame. Not in my name! You Liar! Use a mushroom fryer on a garage band flier when you put it in a dryer on low. You really blow! Do it on show. I'll pay a dollar!!! And I'll put it in the collar of your G-string. Aint a thing But a chicken wing! Go get some booty From a frooty tooty cooty Yuck Boys! Biotch! buy your own toys at the special shop where you always drop like a blow pop on the floor. Dont knock on the door just ask for more when you dance dance! We're falling apart to halftime! Dance Dance! Underneath the cork tree where we took a pee for a two dollar fee when we shown our butts. Or how about when we scratched our nuts. Your Nucking Futs! By: Miranda and Trista