Kiss the Rain

Like any family, mine’s the same, they leave Mama with the dirty Chores.
You’d think with Trolls, and Dragons, and such… There’d be magic galore!
But I concede defeat at Pooper Scooping Time, my sons taught everyone well.
You’d think just once, they wouldn’t run away, with such a humongous bombshell.

The Witch next door is out of town; she usually uses it to fertilize her yard.
Her magic does it in a minute flat, but she’s not here, as my yard becomes marred.
She flew on vacation with the first snowfall; in spring she’ll help my backyard.
In the meantime it’s just little old me… It’s like cleaning out a yucky stockyard.

So I gave a shovel to a grouchy old Dragon, since he’s so big and does so much.
But I came back fricasseed and charbroiled, my shovel totally melted, as such.
I put on my fire retardant suit, and I gave him a special spot where he can unload.
Apparently he didn’t like that either, as I dug out from under a humongous load.

Finally, raking it all up, I ask the dragon, to make cinders of the yucky stuff.
Instead he laughed as he huffed and puffed, blowing smoke at me, in a huff.
I smelled kinda bad as I went to the house, getting a cart to fill to the brim.
I’ll admit, getting mad at a dragon was never a good idea, to originally begin.

But I was pissed, as it looked like rain, and my mind was beginning to spin.
I filled the cart to overflowing, then tied it to the sleeping dragon’s… butt end.
When he woke up, he flew half way up to the moon, spreading it on the wind.
Unfortunately it was me, my yard, and my house, that finally got it again.

Who knows where that darned old cart now lies, as he came flying back alone.
I had learned my lesson that it would never be wise to lose my temper again.
So as the rain began to wash my folly away, I looked up and kissed the rain.
Sometimes it’s prudent, to just relax, and get in touch with the elements again.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Duncan Avatar
March 28, 2013 at 5:29 PM
I love this, so creative, my kind of adventure. going to fav's. Happy Easter and spring ;}
Ellison Avatar
March 3, 2013 at 6:01 AM
In all seriousness, (if that's possible!) I must add my congratulations for your well deserved win! "fricasseed and charbroiled" love it! Love your potty humour... I'm the Prez of the Potty Humour Club here and we all welcome you with a great big fart! LOL Hugggggs xox
Macfarlane Avatar
March 2, 2013 at 11:31 AM
LOL....I can picture you under a huge pile of dragon dung. Awesome story telling in poetic form and great imagery. Big congrats on your win. Hugs
Mannan Avatar
February 28, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Many congrats on this fine win dear Carol
Haick Avatar
February 28, 2013 at 7:51 PM
Congratulations on a very fine win, Carol! Love, annalise
Taylor Avatar
February 28, 2013 at 3:14 PM
Congrats, Carol. Excellent write. Nice going. hugs, Ralph
Lamoureux Avatar
February 28, 2013 at 7:29 AM
Wow you sure have your own way of writing and I love it. Simply delightful and entertaining.
A   Avatar
February 27, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Carol,, an excellent poem, for my contest CONGRATULATIONS :-) Goodnight~ PD
Haick Avatar
February 27, 2013 at 8:16 PM
Oh, poor you, Carol...but I love your attitude...take it all in stride and thank God for rain! : ) Love your poem, the imagery and your wit...Best of luck for the Winners' List. Always, Annalise
Ober Avatar
February 27, 2013 at 11:26 AM
This is such a unique spin on the contest :) Reading this was so much fun!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 27, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Ha ha this is funny, I love it well done xx
Bolden Avatar
February 26, 2013 at 8:55 AM
awesome
Guzzi Avatar
February 26, 2013 at 8:41 AM
So nice to read your work today, Carol, i too love dragons. Light & Love
Andresen Avatar
February 25, 2013 at 2:07 PM
When the end is good is all good it says, Carol. - I like your excellent imagination, easy to love your poems. - Luck in contest !!! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Williams Avatar
February 25, 2013 at 1:33 PM
Carol ha I love this, up and down, good message in the end...David
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