Unwarranted Uninvited Party Pooper Dinner Guest

And here tonight I assumed This would be just another one of those average dinner parties With a stream of boring associates and their plus 1 partner or other But wow Hey you Are so different from all the other's Why I am so glad I bumped into you and for you taking your time to introduce yourself and engage with me in conversation Bacause you are so Insightful Engaging Witty Knowledgeable & Informative I am so glad you came Where have you been my entire life I'll have to take your number down So you can tell me so much more about how I can be a better person and how I could live a more fulfilled existence And also again please as I am sure you will begin by reminding me about all of the charitable works you do and endless causes you deficate your spare time to Because I especially loved and was interested in your story about how you have come up with a plan to tackle climate change Because I myself unlike you who is an actual firm true believer in God and do believe I so to do also believe nature is beyond the realms and out of humanities control and remit So once again may I say thank you for coming and the pleasure of your company and forthright opinion As who on earth wouldn't thoroughly love having welcoming you a guest into our home Having to spend a night for fear being thought of as inhospitable lacking manners and appearing rude Wouldn't then enjoy appreciate and want to to be lectured to about and have pointed out all the countless thing's they are going and doing wrong By all accounts no 1 else but themselves has anything good to say about And never actually got or anyone invited in the 1st place and the only reason they are here is because They have no qualms Inviting themselves as do they have expressing and imposing their own personal uninvited opinion on other's And did they also forget to mention they are also vegan meat is murder rude to serve and eat in the presence of them Smoke kill's and and if you want to do it kindly go outside And do you know just how much damage Alcohol causes then peel off random statistics So many fun facts