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Elaine's Limerick
ELAINE’S LIMMERICK

Let me tell you of my sister-in-law Elaine
Whose breasts drive most males insane
With her size double D’s 
They bring men to their knees
Her name’s in the breast hall of fame  

She says being...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, family, funny, , cute,
Form: Limerick



What Is My Anonymous
it's the ache on the inside of my soul
a deep dark hole
that never gets filled
seeking someone to soothe the pain
erase the shame
unable to control my need
for riding fast in the fast car lane

a brain clouded...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, confusion, introspection, sad, social, lost, lost,
Form: I do not know?
Cracked Glass House Experiment
Imagine being born into the world as a guinea pig. An experiment that as the ‘master’ of this guinea pig, you have a complete rule over to torment.

Imagine telling this ’guinea-mouse’ in a glass house,...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, animal, conflict, confusion, environment, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
DID nightmare
DID NIGHTMARE
having Did is not all that’s cracked up to be.
Having to try to remember what you did, day to day
Having people say “ I wish I had DID” because when I don’t want to...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, abuse, anger, child abuse, conflict, dark,
Form: Free verse
Interview With a Real Drinker.
Interview with a Real Drinker.

A: “Sir, can you tell me, why do you drink?”
B: “So that I’m rendered unable to think!”
A: “Then, can you tell me, what do you drink?”
B: “Anything, friend!” (With a laugh...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, funny, life, people, me, me,
Form: Light Verse



Just You
I been wonderin'
what you look like in the midnight
all exposed from your nappy roots to your toes
i wanna know if i could get you to say "O Hell Yes"
cause all you gotta do is rest
in...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, black african american, love, people, me, love,
Form: Blank verse
Popularity
It kills me to see,
How much you have changed.
This world is fu**ed up,
And so damn derranged.
Popularty can change you,
Can make you and break you.
I hope you can see what,
You're turning out to be.
You're turning into...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, angstme,
Form: I do not know?
Peaceful Consent Xc
You are the most beautiful love of our lives
You make the heat of the sun soothing to the skin
You make the fear of the storm a simple excuse
You make the lightning an thunder sound like...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, beautiful, beautiful, love, sun,
Form: Prose Poetry
Mistakes Made
I live with mistakes I made in life everyday.
I feel their effects.
I feel their results.
The pain doesn't heal.
At the time the ideas seemed great.
Now i know they were bad.
I'll never ever be able to justify...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, depression, life, me, time,
Form: I do not know?
Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
NOT ALL IT’S CRACKED UPTO BE
(An antidote to Spring)

When ancient poets wrote their odes to Spring,
They wrote of daffodils and life anew,
Of new-born lambs and skylarks on the wing,
A time of hope and I believed...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, spring,
Form: Sonnet
Being a Thug Is Not All Its Cracked Up To Be
when i was young i was a thug
only the streets showed me love
my homeboys rolling up blunts drinking fourties

every saturday we would be in a fight
sometimes guns would be pulled and shot
i went to jail...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, life, me, me,
Form: ABC
To Hell and Back
Teeth chatter bones shatter
Organs oozes and blood spatter

Horrid smell this place emits 
Eternal pain terror screams from the pits
Life is not what it's cracked up to be
Leave your soul behind with your body 

Afterlife is...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, dark, dedication, depression, endurance, metaphor,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
I Am
I AM

I'll share my past 
if that's what you ask 
but it not all it's cracked up to be 
I have a darkness 
an emptiness 
that prevents me from being me 
I am less than...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be,
Form: Rhyme
I Wish Somebody Would'Ve Told Me
I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this mammal

Since reincarnating as a camel
I’ve taken my fair share of...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, animal, funny,
Form: Pantoum
I Dont Think I Can Change
I don’t think I can change;
I’ll find doing so strange.
I would reckon the range
Of things to rearrange
Age-old thrills for good bye:
Telling of a half lie,
Dislike for a brown tie,
After half glass deep sigh
A morning’s mouthful...

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Categories: not all it's cracked up to be, change, character, destiny, devotion,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things