Long Moron Poems
Long Moron Poems. Below are the most popular long Moron by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Moron poems by poem length and keyword.
Leaving sooo Soon
I guess I’m sorry I was leaving so soon
It came out of the blue,
It came out of the blue moon…blue moon…
I couldn’t find my left shoe
I could have been here
For a little while, while,...
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Categories:
moron, angst, devotion, emotions, encouraging, endurance, hope, how
Form:
Lyric
Fabrics Finding Fabrications
A prawn masquerading as a peanut can be quite disturbing. So many times a peel is a garment used to shroud. A tentacle hidden. Here and there. Then to reappear with an often violent burst...
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Categories:
moron, animal,
Form:
I do not know?
Skullscape
This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES...
VERSE 1:
Observing the notional landscape about death,
Sometimes I begin to tear.
Faraway men rotten six feet under, dead;
What will I do when death angel appear?
The unknown place that's reserved for all men...
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Categories:
moron, death,
Form:
Lyric
Part 2 Bonding
Day 2
OK, guys, gather round. We’ll just share the thoughts on what you did last night, before we get onto the tasks at hand.
George, would you like to start?
Last night, I was reading the book...
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Categories:
moron, growth, humor, woman,
Form:
Free verse
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping finds
him squarely poised to
nab the nomination as
Republican front runner
come the...
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Categories:
moron, america, anxiety, appreciation, character, confidence, fate, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
moron, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Lay of the Best Man - Part 2
The Lay of The Best Man - Part Two
I will not understate my distaste, but I do not hate. I rate hate as being irate
Shall I underrate the spate of your hate as you devastate;...
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Categories:
moron, humanity, men,
Form:
Lay
Voices
The Voice of reason
The Voice on the phone
The Voice of the radio
Voice of the Movies
Voice of the television
The Voice of the news
The Voice of the fad
Voice of the worshiped hero
Voice of the people
Voice of civil...
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Categories:
moron, allegory, allusion, america, analogy, image, metaphor, voice,
Form:
Haiku
The Fallen and The Failed
{"I anguish myself with the presence of a loved one to keep me alive inside of my head.
Call me crazy, insane, a moron in all depths of despair, but my reluctance for somebody to...
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Categories:
moron, absence, abuse, addiction, anxiety, childhood, death, deep,
Form:
Free verse
Ode To a Wretched Robot
“You meddling mechanical moron,
you’ve ruined everything,
the thingamabob is running amok,
can’t you hear the alarm bells ring?
You clinking, clanking cretin,
you demented digital dunce,
you never do what I tell you,
and I’ve warned you more than once.
You’re a...
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Categories:
moron, humor, science fiction,
Form:
Light Verse
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet
Moe
Larry
Curly
Shep
Joe
This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know
Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way
They were yukking it up,
talking clown...
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Categories:
moron, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
My Panic Attacks
My phone is always off. I then check and return my messages inevitably.
These are actually precautions I must take for my own personal safety.
If I happened to be crossing a busy intersection and my phone...
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Categories:
moron, health, god, me, time, home, god, home,
Form:
Rhyme
Love Hurts
Love could be pure beauty... Love could be a temporary high with an awful hangover...I can't deny that I loved you to the extreme - that changed so suddenly
Opting out on love affairs, I...
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Categories:
moron, addiction, deep, grief, heart, lost love, love,
Form:
Acrostic
Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku
Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku
Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.
I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.
Is agitator
Also manipulator;
Even a traitor.
Between is schism;
Nationalist populism;
Read in catechism.
Was on Morning show...
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Categories:
moron, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
My Unflamenco Loins In Xexual Abeyance In Fm Unfilfilled
Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all things love, life and flourish casting all pertinent fate to...
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Categories:
moron, beautiful, confidence, emotions, lonely, love, passion, symbolism,
Form:
Free verse
I Am Not Your Daughter
I am not your daughter
I will wear pink and red together
Just because they don’t match
I will dye my hair black
Not only just because you said not to
But because I know I’m not a blonde...
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Categories:
moron, angst, hair, me, red, hate, hair, hate,
Form:
Free verse
The Musings of a Moron
People usually walk around without realizing how far deep they have sunk in life, amidst the lies that they tell themselves to keep going, to not stop and wonder about what are they doing, blindly...
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Categories:
moron, imagination, introspection, journey, life, lonely, lost love,
Form:
Narrative
Quips My Ex Girlfriend Revisited
1. My ex-girlfriend tried to impress me when
She told me that she is "Fasting"! And I knew
...
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Categories:
moron, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, inspirational, natural disasters, slam, me,
Form:
Ode
Wearing Depends In the Deep End
I am whatever you say I am
currently I'm the eyes of the world
it's what they discovered when
daddy tied a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me
first time...
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Categories:
moron, deep, education, gender,
Form:
Free verse
In the Fecal Folly of the Scheme of Things Puke Poetic, Sorry
OMG this is what I think as I am reading?
thus pus poems and yes they stink
simple in word mire contrivances with
rancid rhyme scheme redundants that
exude explanatory expectorants spouting
word wormy willy wally whilst...
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Categories:
moron, adventure, dedication, judgement, philosophy, spoken word,
Form:
Free verse
Select Which Effect Is Correct and More
Should Select Which Effect Is Correct
What you should do is detect and select,
Which one you want and can be correct,
That does adapt,
Without mishap;
Willl energize an effectice efficient effect.
Jim Horn
Heading for the magic number 666.
Jack,...
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Categories:
moron, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Ever Jumped a Train - Part 7 - Robert and Ernie Adventures
There Ernie and I were standing, at the edge of dark steps,
They descended into a concrete tunnel to somewhere below.
Robert, do you think she could have gone down there he said,
I don't know Ernie, but...
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Categories:
moron, adventure, childhood, travel,
Form:
Narrative
Tom's Tid Bits (Yet Again!)
How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works?
And why Pool-Table? Where's the diving board? the water?
How can you play "Draw-Poker" without paper and pencil?
Do Negroes really have bigger knees?
And Flashlight: A...
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Categories:
moron, confusion, education, funny, mystery, on writing and
Form:
Burlesque
Jake Stanson Murray (Part One)
Hi...
...um...
My name is Ja-Ja-Ja-Jake!
...
Damn...
Jake stared at the mirror and frowned upon his own face, which in turn the mirror frown
back to his face with his. He straighten his back and opened his mouth once more.
Hi!
My...
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Categories:
moron, imaginationvoice, hair, mirror, voice,
Form:
Free verse
Leaving Home
My heart went on a roam to explore
A place far away across the fence bar.
To seize the moment of an open door
Adventure felt free when traveling far.
With turmoil war, work inspired the mind,
There to...
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Categories:
moron, adventure, irony, journey, leaving, perspective, racism, work,
Form:
Free verse