Select Which Effect Is Correct and More
Should Select Which Effect Is Correct
What you should do is detect and select,
Which one you want and can be correct,
That does adapt,
Without mishap;
Willl energize an effectice efficient effect.
Jim Horn
Heading for the magic number 666.
Jack, C'mon now. Nonsense. I am going to be 77 on June 26th.
You are my soul and inspiration;
That could not bare the separation;
Are conceiver of my concentration.
The best way to beckon with a Canadian
is to bestow upon him Canadian Bacon.
Jim Horn
There always is a time when life expires;
So many things about you, God admires;
Have the ability,
Enjoy tranquility;
Be angel in heaven He desires and hires.
Jim Horn
Have To Give A Hoot
This I surely am likely not to refute;
You always will have to give a hoot;
And to accept,
Even if inept;
Wife said I should buy another suit.
Jim Horn
Feliz Cinco de Mayo
By Trump Betrayed
By President Trump, we became betrayed;
First moron from Hell that they had made;
True lunatic;
Off does tick;
Never finished or received a passing grade.
Jim Horn
Agreed Need Speed
About our shop it is well agreed;
Realize what we really will need,
And do know,
Straight into go;
Brave each wave with much speed.
Jim Horn
Watching movie about ship having
to overcome big waves.
God from clouds produced a leak;
Turned into thunder from squeak;
A big feast,
In mid East,
And source of trauma was a sheik.
Were way ahead and completion beating;
Trump won and many problems is meeting
He always was knowing,
Golden showers flowing;
The devil in hell wants him to be greeting.
All options and goals Trump had eluded;
From parties excluded and not included;
A big bore,
Did ignore;
By him all of us had been badly deluded.
Businesses by Trump were being shorted;
Facts and figures were all badly distorted;
Have him fired;
Deported desired;
Into insane asylum, we had him escorted.
Trump we knew never believed in Triage;
So God did have to apply Holy message;
Of bad sin Trump was hit by big barrage.
Hope all of this will start off your day while
laughing and smiling.
Jim Horn
Glad you by my poems are amused,
And not banged up or ever bruised;
I am betting,
Terrible getting;
From writing poems I am excused.
Jim Horn
When you finally will be a repenter.
God into your life surely will enter,
Help did need;
He would feed;
Our attention definitely be center.
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2018
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