I live in Bellevue, Nebraska, and I have OCD and Asperger's, which is why I'm kind of weird. I'm a newspaper paginator by day, but at night I assume my secret identity as an author. It's secret because no one knows about it because no one buys my novels, novellas, short stories or poetry book. Some of my works were published by Gypsy Shadow, others are self-published. My poetry book is called "Dreams of a Pasha." Other recent works include the mystery pastiche novella "The 'I Love Lilly' Murder," and the pastiche spy spoof novel, "Miami Blast." Somebody should read them. They're pretty good.