Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku

Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku Cat is not a pain Over house has a free rein Which is domain. I did discover, To interrupt is corrupt; Always done abrupt. Is agitator Also manipulator; Even a traitor. Between is schism; Nationalist populism; Read in catechism. Was on Morning show this morning but kind of re-written by me. Liked living at lodge; Message having a collage; Painful things did dodge. Must go to college So I can obtain knowledge; Apparently, Trump forgot to do. My clothes are involved; Seasonal strictly revolved; My problem was solved. Have you ever had A wife who keeps complaining; Your will wear same clothes. (This secret thought I should expose.) To me did occur, Putrid pot again Trump did stir; From smell knew for sure. Must eat much gluten So I can absorb Puten; For him not rooting. For Trump was a way So that he could compensate For lack of knowledge. This is what our UN representative from South Carolina is doing being she now has governing control of that position. Once a governor always a governor for sure. When Trump fell upon, A ton of fun had been done; What he said did stun. On women would put paw; Then such a strange site we saw; Trump kissing Lady Gaga. Trump kissed an old hag While head was stuck in a bag And also a ***. If neonatal Trump's kissing can be fatal When done in a cradle. Trump's kiss did cause death With big lips and bad breath And might be on meth. Saw Trump bare to bone Some things made from silicon; Did see from a drone. Trump does things ditsy With a brain itsy bitsy And does dress glitzy. Way things were ending Too much deficit spending; To poor house us is sending. In heaven is where God will never see Trump there; Sinned and would not share. Trump lacks self-reliance; Loves keeping us in suspense; With him wanting compliance. Do you think that this Is anything you may miss Dump Trump from an abyss. Appeared a proposal That reveals an exposal; Side effect was nasal. Trump's runny nose appears to be due to the side effect of his medication he takes to try and revitalize his hair. He really does need it for all of him. Up ego build and pump When preserving hair of Trump Announcers should not dump. Especially if they are the ones who have been awarded Pulitzer Prizes. Trump is brash and bold So selfish; others does scold; By him tall tales told. Is hysterical And we know Trump can be cruel; Playing with a loose tool. A moron maniac; Common sense is sure to lack; Brains are not intact. Trump is exploding; And orange hair is corroding While in White House soaking. Gray hair Trump has tinge Will not face and he does cringe At freedom marching binge. Trump has natural knack, Saying lies with a wise crack; A full deck does lack. Trump and all his kin Were not bright or ever been Living a life of sin. I enjoy watching MSNBC. You people (A lot more than just guys) make me realize how significant a bruise from the news can be. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Vibrant Retired Veteran and Poet