Long Collie Poems
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Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
I never once...
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Categories:
collie, funny, giggle, howl, humor, humorous, writing,
Form:
Limerick
My Life With Pets
JUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her as I sit here and write
Alas I just have photographs,...
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Categories:
collie, cat, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
collie, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Starless
They called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She had a friendly face and was
pretty girl. Could not...
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Categories:
collie, dog, heartbreak, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Sir Sleep
.So this one was really just a bit of fun I wanted to try and incorporate some really old slang type language within the piece, I've included a glossary below for the old words but...
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Categories:
collie, dark, dream, night, old, silence, sleep, stars,
Form:
Free verse
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate Environs
Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs
Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out
in meaningless song
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy
an...
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Categories:
collie, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Ode To a Wretched Robot
“You meddling mechanical moron,
you’ve ruined everything,
the thingamabob is running amok,
can’t you hear the alarm bells ring?
You clinking, clanking cretin,
you demented digital dunce,
you never do what I tell you,
and I’ve warned you more than once.
You’re a...
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Categories:
collie, humor, science fiction,
Form:
Light Verse
Argh Daylight Savings Time March 13th 2022
Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022
Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil curse,
butta I avoid tempting him
courtesy fanged...
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Categories:
collie, america, change, confusion, history, light, march, morning,
Form:
Rhyme
Support Your Local Po Whet Hick Bummer Ie Me
Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me
Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom
(attendant with profusely perspiring palms,
hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be
a dog send to this melon collie bow...
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Categories:
collie, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel, conflict, integrity,
Form:
Bio
Argh Daylight Savings Time March 14th 2021
Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021
Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil,
(albeit harmless) look
regarding feeble effort I undertook.
Don't forget...
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Categories:
collie, adventure, confusion, evil, good night, hello, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Early Poems Xxii
Canticle: an Aubade
Michael R. Burch
Misty morning sunlight hails the dawning of new day;
dreams drift into drowsiness before they fade away.
Dew drops on the green grass echo splendors of the sun;
the silence lauds a songstress and...
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Categories:
collie, 10th grade, aubade, butterfly, morning, song, summer,
Form:
Rhyme
If Not For Love
If Not For Love
by Michael R. Burch, circa age 18
The little child who cries,
brushing sleep from startled eyes,
might not have awakened from her dreams
to fill the night with plaintive screams
if not for love.
The little collie...
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Categories:
collie, child, childhood, children, cry, dog, dream, night,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Teddy
Teddy was our mongrel dog who kept coming back to stay,
When my parents gave him up because we had to move away.
Three times my father took him back to live at his new home,
But we'd...
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Categories:
collie, dog, humorous, memory,
Form:
Narrative
My Childhood Friend, a Letter-F
Dear Jack.
I see you running toward me with a smile on your face when I call your name. I never saw you in a bad mood, sick, sad, or lonely, or angry for ...
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Categories:
collie, childhood, dog,
Form:
Personification
Lucky Kid's Dogs
LUCKY KID'S DOGS
...
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Categories:
collie, animals, childhood, children, life, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Boadicea
BOADICEA
FIRST STANZA
Boadicea!
Oh Boadicea!
I mourn for you!
Since the day you left us
Our lives has been blue
To defend Britain from the Romans
You laid down your life
And saved your people from the Butcher’s knife
Liberty and justice was all...
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Categories:
collie, epicday, day,
Form:
Epic
Alfa Male Not Too Fast
So we took Bonnie the Border Collie to the vet yesterday for a wellness check and to update his shots. While there we discussed Bonnies dominance issues over Crusher the female Doberman, especially when he...
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Categories:
collie, adventure, animal, crazy, dog, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Lucky Kid's Dogs
LUCKY KID'S DOGS
...
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Categories:
collie, childhood, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dogs We Called Family
The Dogs we called Family
Tara came first and then there was Ben,
When both of them died we said never again.
Then Sam the runner, got killed in the street,
Prince came and went quick, we didn't know...
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Categories:
collie, dog, heartbreak, love hurts,
Form:
Epitaph
Seven Dog Lives
It is easy to forget that in the main we die only seven times more slowly than our dogs.
Jim Harrison (1937 - 2016) - The Road Home
First Bobo, a cocker spaniel,
I remember only...
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Categories:
collie, dog,
Form:
Free verse
Natural Soporific Narcotic
Natural soporific narcotic
Recurrent suicidal thoughts
vaingloriously wend along winding road
within windmills of my mind
(o'er a death cab for cutie weeknd)
yakking, yanking, and yawking zeal
becalming this crash test dummy rolling
stone temple pilot inxs
of maroon 5 plus...
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Categories:
collie, addiction, adventure, age, analogy, best friend, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
Bring Back the Horse and Buggy
Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, perhaps donate
major organ and/or entire body
to ease vehicular qualms
aha... methinks the missus could pose
as ventriloquist after...
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Categories:
collie, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Steeped In Sheep
At first embarrassed, but later I became afraid. ...
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Categories:
collie, confidence, dog,
Form:
Personification
My Biggest Regret
He was only a sheepdog
But his death has bitten
Into my soul ever since.
As a pup we brought
Him from his home
In Ireland
Where supernumeraries
Are drowned
No small farm needing
More than one mutt.
His...
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Categories:
collie, death, pain,
Form:
Free verse
Natural Soporific Narcotic
recurrent suicidal thoughts vain
gloriously wend
(o'er a death cab for cutie weeknd)
yanking zeal
becalming this crash test dummy rolling
...
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Categories:
collie, 11th grade, 12th grade, conflict, nature, obituary,
Form:
I do not know?