Long Carla Poems

This is a tale of one of the orneriest dudes there ever was, and how someone much smaller, but easily more clever than he was, managed to cope with his belligerence.  

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This was down right evil - 3 against 1, how fair is that?!



Tony Boogerelli asked me straight out if I did, and, as he was expecting, I assured him that I do.
Tony told his sister,...

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THE VALENTINE PHOTO--2014
  Bubba was tired and his feet were aching from walking so
much. He and Carly had walked up and down the block 5 times
looking for his wallet. It only had $46 in...

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Tap, Tap, Tap!
Carla’s pen keeps hitting the table,
As she writes her final thoughts.

She attempts to explain to her mother,
How it wasn’t her fault.
She tried so hard,
To raise her right.
It wasn’t her fault,
That her daughters life...

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From one heart to another, Uncle Carl you will truly be missed ... And
May God continue to bless you from beyond the heavens. I love you ... And
Auntie Connie, thank you for blessing me with...

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“The Legendary Adventure Moments of Doctor Hermione Baggins the Reddish of Winterhold, The Master Sith Rainbow Lord Lulu Pucca, Cloud Kitty Carla Chandra the Ruby Rose, and Rand O'From Equestria the Darken Raw Snow vs...

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My friend
 Carla 
was trying 
to rescue me 
from Tony
the tyranny 
of his beastility
See:
Carla has ownership
of her own 
battles to win
And I
  wasn't ready 
to let her 
abrasions 
suck me in
Although:
her heart is
 in...

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Down here in this little country
Town

Everybody friendly

No, I don’t think so

On the corner of vine and north
Sit’s a crack head

Asking for spare change

To buy some food

When they spot clear out, I
Think he forgets

Or the store...

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The Bony Finger

Investigator Carla received a bony finger
Tossed through her window by a mystery slinger 
With it came a note that vexed her curious mind
“This finger’s all I took, the rest I left behind”

The note...

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Another new grave next to my son
A mere child with so much life to give
A young woman who’s life had just begun
Robbed by depression of the will to live

A daughter, sister, niece and friend
Now fresh...

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Dr Marcus said to Captain Kronos. You have to come quick!
Deaths all over the village, we are getting ancient, old and sick!
Kronos brought his hunchback, Professor Grost, of course.
What was happening? Was this a supernatural...

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Lycoris’ enchanting smell is carried by the breeze
Around it swarm honey bees
Above it stand ancient trees
Close by are blood red poppies

Lycoris looks like it was made of sweet glaze
And its ravishing appearance will amaze
Its red...

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better to be back in black
said Brett Boe
Coca-Cola for coy cat
replied Carla Coe
draw the duck down in dew
whispered Donna Doe
fries feed feisty firebugs
claims Frankie Foe
good guys grumble about golf
implies Grant Goe
hairy hilltops hide hat heroes
stated...

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There's a party down at the marsh,
amongst all the wild amphibians,
Theresa toad croaking alongside her tadpoles,
all one thousand and one of them,

Carla the crayfish catering all the food,
all of the partygoers in a festive mood,
the...

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1982, Boston, a Bar with regulars like Norm and Cliff.
In breezes a chatty stuck up blonde, her attitude quite stiff.
Sam comes out from the back room and tries to help her cope.
She’s apparently been jilted...

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For all the men, and women,
serving their country,
in a far, away land.
A few heart felt words
come to mind,
with new meaning.
Honor
For the job you do,
valiantly,
each and every day.
Pride
For defending our flag,
old Red, White, and Blue.
Heroes
For giving...

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Oh dear what can the matter be, something wrong with me
I got glaucoma can't see my pupil
Fell on the ice down the steps feel a little stupid
O dear what can the matter be
There must be...

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I know this boy , named miles Jenkins nunn . He collects bratz dolls and

Crossdresses 4 fun ! He likes playing poker with his mom !

He thinks Marla sokoloff is the bomb ! He sent...

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Andy allegedly yanked off
Wacky Wendy's wig.
It caused Wendy to screech and scream,
While Andy danced a jig.
Police weren't...

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why didn't i listen to what they said?
when i thought about it, i was filled with dread
they told me told be careful in all, i do
i didn't believe it, this couldn't be true

he said he...

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Carla

I learnt from Death something of Life today, thanks to you,
though you didn’t know it and never will.

A vital mind, sharp, determined, and full, so it seems, of memories 
too painful to share; I saw...

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This brief discourse may seem by all means fantastic, 
but it was true.  
This young woman, once, 
at the tender age of twelve, 
was left a lonely orphan in this world, 
and the sole...

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A Brazilian women makes a beautiful wife, 
She can make you forget your duties in life. 
Obama’s mind boggled, he just stood and ogled; 
At the pretty young delegate all dressed up in pink; 
But...

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Dove

Remembering what was,
in the hope of could be.

The sword of my being
rises up within the wake of destruction.
No more lead by heart.  No more cluttered mind.
Only truth, light
and now belief.

A soiled dove.
Broken within brokenness.
Has...

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Her smile could brighten up your day,
when you needed it in the worst way
If something was really bothering you,
she loved to try and help talk you through

She always had mad people skills,
innately knew how to...

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