Legends, lyrics

Hello one, hello all and the listener guest. It’s time to recall the mainquest The Legendary Adventure Moments of Doctor Hermione Baggins the Reddish of Winterhold, The Master Sith Rainbow Lord Lulu Pucca, Cloud Kitty Carla Chandra the Ruby Rose, And Rand O’From Equestria the Darken Raw Snow, Versus The Strange A.A. or Perhaps B.S. Educated Scotties, Homer Pilgrim’s Search for More Resources by Destroying the Galaxy, To Make Way for an Interstellar Lightspeed Railway… Or Was It a Fishing Pond? Bribe the GM with a Mountain Dew Dice hit the table, we’re shouting “No way!” That nat 20’s a cheat, it’s slippery and sly Campaign madness, my dudes, Wednesday’s cry Snack bags crinkle, we’re dodging the rules Argue the stats like a pack of fools From pizza to plot holes, we’re raising the stakes Paul’s going bald ‘cause of players’ mistakes Apathetic, the game rolls on tonight “Bidet is that way,” point to the right Celtic strings hum as the tale unfolds Drastic GM speaks of treasures untold Frederick and Scotty plot to flood the stream Galactic dragons guard the realm’s dream Heretic in scarlet strides the road with glee Icteric grins, “Got a problem with me?” Bribe the GM with a Mountain Dew Dice hit the table, we’re shouting “No way!” Snack bags crinkle, we’re dodging the rules Argue the stats like a pack of fools Judgematic paladin plans his stand Kinesthetic monk leaps, kung fu in hand “Laconic, Lulu, wait—it’s not your go.” Majestic strides forth, defiance to show Novelistic cries, “I’ll face mage and beast!” Optimistic NPC rolls to join the feast Panic erupts as the druid and monk collide Quadraphonic roars where heroes reside Rollick and stumble, the monk rolls a two Slapstick, the paladin’s sword cuts through Tragic, it’s late, we must stop our tale today Unpoetic, I know, we’ll resume next Wednesday La. la la la, the campaign La la la laaa, for gain La la la la, entertain La la la laaa, for fame Bribe the GM with a Mountain Dew Dice hit the table, we’re shouting “No way!” Bribe the GM with a Mountain Dew Dice hit the table, we’re shouting “No way!” That nat 20’s a cheat, it’s slippery and sly Campaign madness, my dudes, Wednesday’s cry Snack bags crinkle, we’re dodging the rules Argue the stats like a pack of fools From pizza to plot holes, we’re raising the stakes Paul’s going bald ‘cause of players’ mistakes Stay tuned for next week’s thrilling episode Will our heroes stop the villains’ dark code? Or turn to the shadows, their hearts to bend? And will Paul have hair left to comb again? La. la la la, the campaign La la la laaa, for gain La la la la La la la laaa