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Welcome to our broadcast, We're glad that you've tuned in. We'll tell you all the latest news, Come on now, let's begin. Andy allegedly yanked off Wacky Wendy's wig. It caused Wendy to screech and scream, While Andy danced a jig. Police weren't able to catch him, But they did locate the wig. Andy allegedly placed it On Farmer Fred's pig. Curvy Carla caused a pile up, Late one afternoon. She took a stroll, bikini clad, And caused some men to swoon. The men were treated at the scene, For hyperventilation. Curvy Carla got a ticket, For excessive titillation. That's all the news we have right now. We'll be back when we've more to tell. Thank you again for tuning in. By golly, you've all been swell! 11/27/11 Kim Merryman Entered in PD's "Make Me Smile" contest

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Date: 3/13/2013 8:23:00 PM
Congrats, Kim. Nice going. Kudos. hugs, Ralph
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Date: 3/10/2013 9:33:00 AM
Now, THIS one makes me smile! Very nice!
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Date: 3/9/2013 7:44:00 PM
Kim. thank you for the nice and simple smile :-) "CONGRATULATIONS!" and goodnight xox...PD
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Date: 12/26/2011 10:51:00 AM
lol very funny heads up 7up
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Date: 12/3/2011 8:40:00 AM
loved this news bit, Kim. "and a good time was had by all!" ought to do well in the contest
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Date: 11/28/2011 9:26:00 PM
this IS Zany. I especially liked the middle stanza on that Curvy Carla! (my son once wrecked into someone for oggling a girl on the sidewalk!)
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Date: 11/28/2011 8:58:00 AM
LOL, yes, sometimes the news is full of the daftest stories. Love this witty piece, Kim. Many congrats on all your wins : )
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Date: 11/27/2011 11:12:00 PM
now thats a zany one' good luck in the contest
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Date: 11/27/2011 8:11:00 PM
yes as well it can be true, the loss of out attention, out a driving in the car, hot lady gets a mention, impaction reaction distraction, incomprehension, love it babe...
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Date: 11/27/2011 10:33:00 AM
It's zany with wacky on top.
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