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OH Dear What Can the Matter Be There Must Be Something Wrong with Me

Oh dear what can the matter be, something wrong with me I got glaucoma can't see my pupil Fell on the ice down the steps feel a little stupid O dear what can the matter be There must be something wrong with me My show came off torn my shockings spit out a tooth that was shocking Since I got screw-in dentures Oh dear what can the matter be There must be something wrong with me Went into the kitchen to make pudding bread Reached into the cabinet dropped bag of flour on my head Oh dear what can the matter be There must be something wrong with me Open the fridge to grab some eggs One fell out the carton onto my leg And I wonder why they call me Clumsy Carla guess because I'm always dropping or fallin Oh dear what can the matter be There must be something wrong with me 1/30/18 For Contest: OH, Dear What Can the Matter Be Sponsored by: Barry Stebbings

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