Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be There Must Be Something Wrong With Me
Oh dear what can the matter be, something wrong with me
I got glaucoma can't see my pupil
Fell on the ice down the steps feel a little stupid
O dear what can the matter be
There must be something wrong with me
My show came off torn my shockings
spit out a tooth that was shocking
Since I got screw-in dentures
Oh dear what can the matter be
There must be something wrong with me
Went into the kitchen to make pudding bread
Reached into the cabinet dropped bag of flour on my head
Oh dear what can the matter be
There must be something wrong with me
Open the fridge to grab some eggs
One fell out the carton onto my leg
And I wonder why they call me
Clumsy Carla guess because I'm always dropping or fallin
Oh dear what can the matter be
There must be something wrong with me
1/30/18
For Contest: OH, Dear What Can the Matter Be
Sponsored by: Barry Stebbings
Copyright © James Edward Lee Sr. | Year Posted 2018
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