Long Blooper Poems

Opening Day with a Little Delay

Take me out to the ball game
 Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; 
 Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball;
 Foul balls, the pick off, intentional walk, the...

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At the mercy of interminable anticipatory anxiety, hence...

viz hitted courtesy debilitating 
one after another panic attack
analogous being bombarded with flak
worse fate then death
or being tortured on the rack,
no mortal experience compares 
regarding psychological paralysis
just ask...

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Daily at the mercy of anticipatory anxiety, hence...

illogical and irrational obsessive compulsive
exhausting rituals linkedin
with cognitive dissonance
(essentially unfounded worry
birthed courtesy far fetched circumstances)
exacts significant mental expense,
which logically and rationally
makes perfect figurative cents
nevertheless offers assigned therapist
Renee Cardone...

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I tell you of a friend who's so fond of everything french
She didn't call her a frenchie when she saw one on a bench 

Her favorite food french fries and syruped french toast
She's been to...

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Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest depths
of Dante Alighieri's inferno
for most of his outlandish, impish,
and devilish growing up years
witnessed microscopic scrimmage,
where spermatozoan with most forcefulness
muscled...

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At the mercy of anticipatory anxiety, hence...
viz hitted courtesy debilitating panic attacks

Upon waiting for vehicular repair 
today November 19th, 2019 at:
CJ'S TIRE & AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES
(1405 S Township Line Rd,
Royersford, PA 19468),
yours truly, i.e. mister re:...

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I was sitting in our doctor’s office, waiting to be X-rayed, to learn if there’d been more than just a sprain to right knee,
Whining to my mother how I’d had so many injuries it seemed...

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of things d\found the scope
peace has existed with hope
even if a dope


did a bin blooper
had become a storm trooper
real super duper

together did click
with such a good looking chick
who of crop was pick

while wearing muzzle
put together...

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haint gonna mock ridiculous science 
     asper to be bled
dark practices to leech out mailer daemons, 
     not so laughable nor in cred

double, when oppressed diabolical ...

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Here she comes like shaft of the sun, walking,
As sullen eyes and widened mouth feast – 
Dubbed the slayer of love; the goddess of lust – all stalking
Libidinously like a fun starved beast
Beauty so hypnotic,...

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My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated
For two weeks he has been constipated
Then, in Poetry Soup
I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!"
His laxative had been activated!

He eats spicy food and lot of legumes
Where he shows up, a...

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Who Would Want Trump

What Trump said puts us into a stupor
Is party pooper and things are a blooper
With Hillary items are always tangible
His hair is orange and unmanageable.

Trump does end up putting us imperil
Would be...

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Not even sure that I am awake
               Must get up for duty’s sake,
        ...

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You’re feeling so uncomfortably 
				like a lobster lately,
embroiled in hot controversy
Heated debates swirling all around you,
as your deep-fried life
jumps from the frying pan to the boiling pot
Wiping the sweat off your brow,
	standing before the microphones...

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England and Its Elegant Splendor

So as usual my mind started spinning;
Was I at ending or maybe beginning
Of my poems being so bountiful
But dismaying when people do reticule.

England is in all of its elegant splendor
And from...

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King of the Jungle 

Queuing with my homies
Houdinis every one.
No sharpened  tongues, but scissors,
To calm the shaggy throng 

Not all blokes in this queue,
Despite lockdown's grooming blooper,
As I stand here and review,
Will contest my Bradley...

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A mischievous smile belies a trembling lip
as pleas get uttered in the name of friendship.
And with sad eyes glazed in a foggy stupor,
you beg forgiveness; for yet one more blooper.

I painted your heart in a...

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I ran here and I raced there
All the time, all places, anywhere,
As if possessed I was adamant
and rested not even for a moment.

I had the riches and all the fun
Basking under a robust sun,
I knew...

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A blooper of yours
Is a lesson for others

Be careful when people say they are with you
People are of good and bad, what are you?
It's easy to say "I am a good" but within who are...

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Computer Adjustment

Oh!  do I need a computer fix 
I do want to throw some bricks
my life is wrapped around my computer
it is always playing its tricks

eighty percent is spent sitting and staring
reading, playing, and...

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Maybe you were foaming at the mouth
Brain dead from reading so many poems now
That one more poem, my poem, was just too much
For you, depleted of original thought, to touch
And so you succumbed to the...

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The past has been an embarrassing blooper
Spying on the present like a jealous snooper
Never been much of a promise keeper
Turning soon into a miserable weeper
Bragging always about the good old days
Urging the present to sing...

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Obama Had Told His Mama

became a trauma
obama told his mama
we shot osama

Had Been Super Duper Blooper

Started out super
turned out to be big duper
becoming blooper

Am dissatisfied
downhill they did seem to slide
dislike those who lied

always new for...

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I’ve got some new PJ’s
In different colourways
One pair’s got penguins on
I’m gonna look da bomb
I love my cute PJ’s

They’re so cosy and warm
And fit my nice slim form
One pair is black and white
And they fit...

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I tell a dangerous lie 
I love you, 
Without you I'll die 

I tell a glanderous lie
Life is meaningless without love
Death is sighing cry

I tell a blunderbuss lie
I believe myself within You
Belief is practical sigh

I...

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