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Excessive Amount of Horn Haiku

of things d\found the scope
peace has existed with hope
even if a dope


did a bin blooper
had become a storm trooper
real super duper

together did click
with such a good looking chick
who of crop was pick

while wearing muzzle
put together my puzzle
together nustle

fell off of the curb
did violently disturb
shouted ugly verb

what we must mention
must bring on abolition
needing ammunition

around tree was stirrup
then did make maple syrup
when we ate would burp

state of total shock
when we saw value of our stock
was a bunch of crock

had heard wise old owl
perfect and always my pal
said jokes which were fowl
(hit balls which were fowl)
(needed crying towel)
(movement in big bowel)

we could always check
how dirty had been the deck
was a complete wreck

thought he was a twit
not only that is a nit
had another fit

clocks we found a few
that would go coco coco
then he went coco

for soil need tester
buried there is ancestor
where they would fester

what we do detest
women who are with big breast
involved in incest

was a ding a ling
horrible songs he would sing
no brains ever bring

lighting caused thunder
there had been a blunder
we misplaced plunder

are both sides of fence
and prefer experience
without an offense

republican gerrymander (Gerry rigged)
was dozy and a dander
when they would pander

even though trial rig
convicted put in the brig
took another swig

heard they called him Carl
should see snake when it will snarl
slithering through laurel

virulent vulture
much trouble tried to culture
now in sepulcher

neither did annoy
and liked both girl and boy
both did enjoy

could be a carrier
am bored and need barrier
walked my terrier

was under much strain
no stain would ever remain
so we went insane
(efforts were in vein)
(ran over by train)
(born without a brain)

will have to admit
when we would catch wind of it
had been a big hit

would you be so kind
help me find lost peace of mind
I had left behind

known to resemble
Trump and did disassemble
had made us trimble

he had blown his stack
had hard time bringing it back
while making wise crack

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Date: 1/31/2021 12:22:00 PM
"are both sides of fence and prefer experience without an offense" Sometimes one straddles the fence which does complicate things. Enjoyed reading your rambling thoughts. Sara
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James Horn
Date: 2/1/2021 8:15:00 AM
Rambling Rose with rambling poems. Together are quite a combination.

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