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of things d\found the scope peace has existed with hope even if a dope did a bin blooper had become a storm trooper real super duper together did click with such a good looking chick who of crop was pick while wearing muzzle put together my puzzle together nustle fell off of the curb did violently disturb shouted ugly verb what we must mention must bring on abolition needing ammunition around tree was stirrup then did make maple syrup when we ate would burp state of total shock when we saw value of our stock was a bunch of crock had heard wise old owl perfect and always my pal said jokes which were fowl (hit balls which were fowl) (needed crying towel) (movement in big bowel) we could always check how dirty had been the deck was a complete wreck thought he was a twit not only that is a nit had another fit clocks we found a few that would go coco coco then he went coco for soil need tester buried there is ancestor where they would fester what we do detest women who are with big breast involved in incest was a ding a ling horrible songs he would sing no brains ever bring lighting caused thunder there had been a blunder we misplaced plunder are both sides of fence and prefer experience without an offense republican gerrymander (Gerry rigged) was dozy and a dander when they would pander even though trial rig convicted put in the brig took another swig heard they called him Carl should see snake when it will snarl slithering through laurel virulent vulture much trouble tried to culture now in sepulcher neither did annoy and liked both girl and boy both did enjoy could be a carrier am bored and need barrier walked my terrier was under much strain no stain would ever remain so we went insane (efforts were in vein) (ran over by train) (born without a brain) will have to admit when we would catch wind of it had been a big hit would you be so kind help me find lost peace of mind I had left behind known to resemble Trump and did disassemble had made us trimble he had blown his stack had hard time bringing it back while making wise crack

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Date: 1/31/2021 12:22:00 PM
"are both sides of fence and prefer experience without an offense" Sometimes one straddles the fence which does complicate things. Enjoyed reading your rambling thoughts. Sara
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James Horn
Date: 2/1/2021 8:15:00 AM
Rambling Rose with rambling poems. Together are quite a combination.

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