Long Anatomically Poems

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor...

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I'm of God,you too are of God;
We belong to the same house under one father,
Who gave us a breath that makes us living.
My brother,of fine social morals,of the bush;
I come in peace,to clear the air;
Of...

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Being born of privilege came with 
certain expectations; life was planned,
The silver spoon had been placed at 
the mouth by a single command.

Superiority was the chosen station
and vocation,
Inferiority was frowned upon in each
generation.

No one questioned...

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Random chain of events
preceded occurrence re:
guarding existence of me
interminable fits and starts
concerning self destruction
inherent within one measly
self important species.

Yours truly synonymous 
with any chance reader
(of course inclusive those 
untold past multitudes,
who trod upon this oblate...

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Children were afraid of metallic plastic face robots
So the solution was to make them look real
  Real?
Yes, Lifelike Optimum Robotic Assistant, LORA
She will be the best nanny you ever had, she never needs sleep
Programmed...

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I had a happy childhood at first
Yeah I played with dolls to a tragic
Extent. It was a dream of some
Type of female existence.  I was
Almost to young to remember the
Two year old boy I...

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(alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured 
from go win addle American 
non refundable private parts) 

each set of twenty three chromosomes 
the basic biological building blocks
of life came out cervix 
when second hand...

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Watching Homer struggle
to explain how a god wounded by a mortal
cannot die but may thereafter live with minor pain

and the humor when that god
complains to Jove that His supervision of His daughter
is inadequate and His...

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As you chameleoned in this red restaurant
I passed by you nonchalant
You came near hoping I’d notice
Little you know, Already I have sensed you in abyss

We strolled over chaos and headlights
We talked over fermented duck eggs...

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Due to growing Nimbus clouds of oppression
an area of low pressure has been building
Rest assured, it won't lead to bouts of depression
but rumblings of thunder have now been heard,
foreshadowing the bombs of fury soon to...

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I kinda like stupid people
I fit in
But their questions doth
Amuse

No -I usually hang about McDonald’s dressed in a uniform
I call it niche cosplay

Yes sir I do know who I am speaking to
You gave me access...

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I have an important message
for man's best friend
humming like rolling wheels at 90
incandescent like a hubcap overhead
listen to this you highway palm readers
the pressure in this tire
is anatomically incorrect
and at four atmospheres
ALERT!  ALERT!
all radar...

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Anatomically speaking 
I would rather not let you see my brain,
yet you can imagine it the same way I imagine yours.

Poetics abound, but let’s not fall into that mind trap,
comparisons in the dark will teach...

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ELEPHANTINE   ERROR 

”That’s not my elephant!”
She said loudly between mouthfuls of spaghetti.
Ella was one of my 2nd graders, 
And we had just discussed the Bill of Rights,
And were taking our lunch break.
Some kid...

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Executing my pace to destiny with an added pair of legs
makes it a perfect symphony
the long queue of my aspirations and visions
will translate into reality
by passing through the doors of your views.

Your focus, ideology and...

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Personals – (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two
An anatomically correct individual with stamps
Food stamps will do.  Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complimentary parts
Their own tooth brush is a...

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I've bought a brand new mabel fern,
	expansive, I can tell you,
	when I've learned just how it words
	I'll have a go and bell you.
	It's got  five ponds of crudity
	which should last me a moth
	but just...

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I have a live doll. 
She curtsies and twirls, dances.
Farts and says excuse me through a giggle,
Poops and pees,
Is anatomically correct. 

Little blonde doll, 
I comb her hair but it is always wild,
Sometimes I’d like...

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Almost all aborigines are Australian
And are apparently also Albanian
Although an amateur actor and atheist
Allegedly also an arsonist
Asked an adjacent Albanian
Are any Albanians Australian
An ardent and arrogant activist
And actually an able archivist
Abruptly answered accordingly 
All answers...

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I don't have a beer gut.
I have a liquid grain storage facility.
I don't get falling-down drunk.
I become horizontal accidentally.
I am not short.
I'm compact anatomically.
I don't have a hot body.
I'm not combustible physically. 
I'm not a...

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CLIMAX

A progression
Close to culmination
In rhetoric or musical passion
It is the pivotal end of a story
Perhaps, in a more sensual activity
It is the stage when partners
Reached their ultimate ecstasy
It is absurdity asking a mate, have you...

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