Personals Want Ad

Personals – (Want Ad) Looking for a mate with a personality or two An anatomically correct individual with stamps Food stamps will do. Postage would be better Someone who comes with complimentary parts Their own tooth brush is a must to start The perfect candidate should have a boat I'm looking for someone from a far away place Belonging to this planet or the reaches of space Preferably from the human race (I make it a rule not to mate outside my species) Please respond before the next tide comes in My desert island is about to sink I'm running out of messages and bottles I hope you get this one before Christmas Love and kisses Ask for Mr. Coconut Marooned Respond by drums if you must Hope to hear from you soon