Correct Politically

I don't have a beer gut. I have a liquid grain storage facility. I don't get falling-down drunk. I become horizontal accidentally. I am not short. I'm compact anatomically. I don't have a hot body. I'm not combustible physically. I'm not a cradle robber. I'm prone to differential relationships generationally. I'm not unsophisticated. I'm challenged socially. I'm not a bad dancer. I'm caucasian overly. I don't hog the blankets. I'm unappreciative thermally. I'm not a male chauvinist pig. I have swine empathy. I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm challenged monogamously. I'm not a diplomat. I am correct politically.