Correct Politically
I don't have a beer gut.
I have a liquid grain storage facility.
I don't get falling-down drunk.
I become horizontal accidentally.
I am not short.
I'm compact anatomically.
I don't have a hot body.
I'm not combustible physically.
I'm not a cradle robber.
I'm prone to differential relationships generationally.
I'm not unsophisticated.
I'm challenged socially.
I'm not a bad dancer.
I'm caucasian overly.
I don't hog the blankets.
I'm unappreciative thermally.
I'm not a male chauvinist pig.
I have swine empathy.
I'm not afraid of commitment.
I'm challenged monogamously.
I'm not a diplomat.
I am correct politically.
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