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I HAD A BLAST CREATING THIS POEM, THE IDEA FOR THIS POEM CAME FROM ANOTHER POEM I WROTE. 

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Today's Weather Forecast: Severe Wind Warning

Due to growing Nimbus clouds of oppression an area of low pressure has been building Rest assured, it won't lead to bouts of depression but rumblings of thunder have now been heard, foreshadowing the bombs of fury soon to come. Be advised: the ripping winds will not be deterred. To counteract and neutralise any negative vibes this Poetry Souper has been on a strict vegetarian diet of lentils, cabbage soup, curry and beans; re-fried They have been consumed in copious quantities. Take shelter from wind gusts. There may be a riot! Steps are being taken because many have died from the expulsions of a toxic build up of gas. It's predicted to be tornado level turbulence emanating from winds blown out of my a s s Anatomically referred to as expelled flatulence. Blowouts should be considered as lethal blasts, and not to be taken lightly, ignored, or scorned. This is a public service alert of severe wind forecast. The approaching storm is of gigantic proportions. Gas masks are advised. You have been warned! Warning Poetry Contest Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux Submitted to Weather Poetry Contest Sponsored by Angela Tune 2/28/20
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Lane Avatar
March 26, 2020 at 7:54 AM
Jan, if no one else but you reads this I want you to know this poem deserved a first place in the contest. It's 'Da Bomb'! as in gas bomb...lol
Callus Avatar
March 16, 2020 at 8:53 AM
And as she wrote she smiled, she grinned, she laughed, she had tears coming down her eyes...no wonder I reacted likewise to this hilarious poem!! Very much enjoyed, Jan, and congrats on your fine win and p.o.t.d. award! Hugs // paul
Watt Avatar
March 15, 2020 at 10:26 PM
Jan, congrats for your win in this pristine petarade of poetry! Hugs ~ John (hint: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/fart-words-and-euphemisms/fart)
Lamoureux Avatar
March 15, 2020 at 11:36 AM
Congrats on your win, thanks for entering my contest.
Lane Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 7:15 AM
Windy with a chance of heavy fog...Jan, you're full of it, and I mean that in the nicest way.
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:19 AM
ha ha ha Lin, I had a blast creating the poem, so glad you dropped by to comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Marc Avatar
March 8, 2020 at 12:28 PM
Congrats on your POTD, Jan ~ well deserved!
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:19 AM
thanks so much PM:-) hugs jan xx
Marcum Wong Avatar
March 7, 2020 at 8:59 PM
I left for Hilo early the day this was posted as POTD Jan. A belated congratulations on your honor."tornado level turbulence" you had me laughing myself silly Jan. Thank you for the humor! xxoo
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:19 AM
thanks so much Connie, I send my love to the new baby:-) hugs Jan xx
Gauthier Avatar
March 2, 2020 at 12:56 AM
Congrats on your POTD, Jan. Well done.
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:17 AM
thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx
Kiser Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 5:53 PM
Haha, I have to go to the bathroom now! This was great, what an idea!
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:16 AM
lol thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 4:22 PM
You've got yerself a winner here, Jan! I love this one - my kind of poetry. Take a look at my poem "English Weather Forecast" written a few years back. I looked up "quaint English town names" on google & they are quaint indeed. Glad Jesus Counts Hairs gave you a laff and I pray He won't hold that against me but I think He enjoys a laff as well. Take care - Bo'b
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2020 at 9:16 AM
thanks Bob sorry I was sure I had replied to this a few days ago:-( hugs jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 5:24 AM
Ha ha, a fun and creative poem, congratulations on POTD Jan! :)
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 8:13 AM
It has made my weekend Tania and now Anne-lise has POTD with another humourous poem - we need more laughter in our lives that's why I try and create many fun poems:-)hugs Jan xx
Knowlton Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 5:04 AM
Reminds me of a George Carlin line… "Where`s my underwear?…What underwear?…This weeks underwear." You`ve put a little sunshine on my morning Sunshine…Congrats on POTD.
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 8:14 AM
There's a glitch and the comments appear on the previous potd, but thanks for dropping by again Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
Knowlton Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 5:07 AM
Thought my comment was for Sunshine smile…Anyways! You`re poem just blew me away Jan. Congrats on POTD.
Adams Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 11:36 PM
great entry for Rick's contest and congratulations on the POTD with this one! wonderful metaphor! hugs
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 4:23 AM
Thanks Sandra I had a blast writing it!:-) hugs Jan xx
Watt Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 10:38 PM
Jan, you little stinker! When I caught wind of this being POTD I had to drop by and say congrats for this vintage flatuosity!
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 4:22 AM
ha ha ha great comment John:-) hugs jan xx
Warrior Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 7:21 PM
Your a gas my friend lol...Congrats!! on your POTD!!...all the best from the Wingster o:)
Warrior Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 7:58 AM
You tickle everyone's funny bone, Jan...and we love you for that...you are the gas mystress lol...never change :o)
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 4:22 AM
Cheers ^ww^. the amount of comments has been overwhelming. I do try to bring a bit of fun to the site and make folk smile and i will never stop trying!:-) hugs Jan xx
Kauffman Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 7:20 PM
Your poem brought an explosive outburst of laughter and a big grin! So well written - metapor of vivid images illiciting sensory pictures. Congratulations on your POTD! Still grinning!
Allison Avatar
March 1, 2020 at 4:21 AM
Thanks Sam it was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx
Y. Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 6:23 PM
Hi Jan, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of day:-) Alexis
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 7:16 PM
Thanks for your support Alexis I am on cloud 9:-) hugs jan xx
Hodges Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:57 PM
wonderful and humorous read.
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 7:15 PM
glad you enjoyed it was such fun to write especially knowing storm Jorge was on its way :-) hugs Jan xx
Lawless Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:38 PM
Oh the lingering oder metaphoric drifts through this murky cloud. A touchingly poignant excretion of poetic propulsion.
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:41 PM
If I could award comment of the day I would John lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Thompson Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:02 PM
You just raised the bar Jan!! Totally brilliant and hilarious. POTD too, well done. Best wishes...Ron x
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:06 PM
Thanks Ronald it was such fun writing this poem, I dont think storm Jorge can compete with me for being happy about wind today lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 4:58 PM
You won this one before anyone else could pick up their pen! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 5:00 PM
lol Rico, I do hope Rick likes it but contest or no contests it was such fun composing this one:-) hugs jan xx
Bauer Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 4:39 PM
Jan - you have outdone yourself with this one! Well-deserved congrats!!!
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 4:46 PM
Thanks Ilene I truly had a blast writing the poem and POTD has made my weekend very special:-) hugs Jan xx
Ibeh Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 2:27 PM
This is such a beautifully written, wonderful poem, Jan:-) Heartiest congratulations for winning p.o.t.d.! Best of luck in Richard's contest!
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 4:45 PM
Thanks Edward:-) hugs Jan xx
Roper Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 12:03 PM
Congratulations on POTD, my friend.
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 12:04 PM
I am more than delighted Eve:-) hugs jan xx
Andresen Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 11:37 AM
- Love the poem of the day :))) - Congratulations, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
February 29, 2020 at 11:40 AM
Thanks Anne_lise it was a blast creating this lol:-) hugs jan xx
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