My Live Doll

I have a live doll. 
She curtsies and twirls, dances.
Farts and says excuse me through a giggle,
Poops and pees,
Is anatomically correct. 

Little blonde doll, 
I comb her hair but it is always wild,
Sometimes I’d like to carry her by it
But I never do.

My live doll
Smiles and sings songs
Has multiple sayings from her pull-string: 
I love you,
Please and thank you,
Mommy and Daddy,
F*&% or fork.
(We aren’t quite sure.)

My pretty doll,
She is fully posable 
Has multiple outfits: 
Pink dresses, blue jeans, 
Pajamas for night.
She came with a certificate.

My darling doll,
I hope the world 
doesn’t rip off your limbs 
and forget you under the bed.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Berdoo Avatar
March 10, 2014 at 1:35 PM
Twisted beyond repair, this is too funny, how can you not laugh, a true winner from where I sit. That was a fun ride. Thanks, again.
Frankel Avatar
February 19, 2014 at 3:19 PM
Really enjoyed this :)
Dietrich Avatar
February 19, 2014 at 3:12 PM
hey, this is a very interesting one. I like it a LOT!
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