My Live Doll

I have a live doll. She curtsies and twirls, dances. Farts and says excuse me through a giggle, Poops and pees, Is anatomically correct. Little blonde doll, I comb her hair but it is always wild, Sometimes I’d like to carry her by it But I never do. My live doll Smiles and sings songs Has multiple sayings from her pull-string: I love you, Please and thank you, Mommy and Daddy, F*&% or fork. (We aren’t quite sure.) My pretty doll, She is fully posable Has multiple outfits: Pink dresses, blue jeans, Pajamas for night. She came with a certificate. My darling doll, I hope the world doesn’t rip off your limbs and forget you under the bed.