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Mobile phone predictive texting blues

I've bought a brand new mabel fern, expansive, I can tell you, when I've learned just how it words I'll have a go and bell you. It's got five ponds of crudity which should last me a moth but just for now I'm sending taxis and this is the firk one off. I've learned to use the camilla, and music files called empty trees which quite impressed my goon ladle who wished she had one of these. The only treble that I'm having is the massages I type out keep changing anatomically, don't know what that's about. I may just take it back and give the ship assassin what for, and get my monkey refunded and find another store. Hope you and the wolf are in good hearth.

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Date: 8/16/2015 12:43:00 AM
Viv, Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soup's home page :). **SKAT**
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Viv Wigley
Date: 8/16/2015 12:59:00 AM
Thanks, Skat, surprised and flattered that oldie's had the cobwebs brushed off. Viv x
Date: 8/9/2015 11:29:00 PM
Clever poem. I love the wordplay, and the premise is a great avenue to break free from the trappings of everyday language. I'll have to read more of your stuff.
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Date: 8/10/2015 12:34:00 AM
Thanks, Matt, I really used to loathe predictive text function, but since I switched from a Blackberry to my touch screen Sony, it makes up for lost time with my fat thumbs mistyping every other letter. Mind you, even on my PC keyboard I bumtimes get it wong. Thunks for dripping by. Viv
Date: 3/27/2015 8:16:00 AM
This is great stuff, sir! A sense of humor is a very very very good thing. You put a big smile on my face today. Thank-you for that--truly.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/28/2015 3:29:00 AM
You're welcome. Glad you enjoyed it. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/2/2015 2:34:00 AM
Very very clever stuff... I love it
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Date: 1/29/2015 12:29:00 AM
Thanks, Louise, you're very kind. I'm off to browse some of your work. I'm a new member, so lots to see. Like a child in a sweet shop x.
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Date: 1/28/2015 6:54:00 PM
he he love it
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Viv Wigley
Date: 1/29/2015 12:30:00 AM
Thanks, Louise, you're very kind. I'm off to browse some of your work. I'm a new member, so lots to see. Like a child in a sweet shop x.