Long Alimentary Poems
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Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl KovalovichAce colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
alimentary, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross FableTwice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable
which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.
As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovered common combustible materials
found in the bathroom.
At opportune...
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Categories:
alimentary, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song ReduxProlonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
alimentary, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
alimentary, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry BorowskyAce colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
alimentary, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both WaysAbility to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...
between incontinence and constipation
Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea)
and avoid moon efficient cheekiness,
yours truly doth buttress,
a literal warranted pain in...
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Categories:
alimentary, 12th grade, adventure, desire, health, imagery, recovery
Form:
Free verse
Asian Epicurean QuestAsian Epicurean Quest
At the heart of China Town, Kuala Lumpur (capital of Malaysia) is Petaling Street.
Domain of hustlers, hucksters, cheap-jacks and diblers; purveyors of street food, rude t-shirts, and rubber sandles to put...
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Categories:
alimentary, food,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Maintaining Marital Covenant Bailiwick Wife Doth Masterwhich prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster
alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster
upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster!
Yours truly (humorously dry husband)
can definitively attest,
she (thee missus) nixed, ordained,
inured, espoused blessed
discrete frolicsome liaisons...
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Categories:
alimentary, adventure, break up, devotion, forgiveness, grief, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
Erotica - January 2nd, 2017this culinary humble verboten pie eating older mwm
in sore want of coital aid
with no intent to rile nor up braid
certainly not prompt ye to call military enfilade
nor cause nerves to get...
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Categories:
alimentary, adventure, age, desire, dream, fantasy, longing, sexy,
Form:
I do not know?
Alpha Bet Cap ChaAlpha Bet Cap Cha
Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit
twisted in various & sundry combinations pit
this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith with true grit
to craft bone a fide filigreed grammatical parts...
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Categories:
alimentary, anxiety, crazy, devotion, giggle, imagination, power, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Krishna's Advice To Arjuna - Part One14: If the soul meets death when Sattva prevails, then it goes to the pure regions of those who are seeking truth.
15: If a man meets death in a state of Rajas, he is reborn...
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Categories:
alimentary, religion, death, death,
Form:
Free verse
Mine Unending Nightmare With Crippling Generalized AnxietyTriggered to skyhigh elevated state
when I received communiqué
courtesy management warden
christened and otherwise
known as Jackie Geiger
dated March 9, 2022.
She averred fruit fly infestation
constituted lease violation,
which could spell eviction
since said issue involving
Drosophila melanogaster
necessitated costly
exterminator intervention
subsequently delivered resultant
severe...
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Categories:
alimentary, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angst,
Form:
Free verse
I Made a Beeline BustleHurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
(analogous to performing
the bum bared hustle)
until gasping for breath
though unable to shake loose
dangling dingleberry yours...
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Categories:
alimentary, adventure, animal, blessing, business, grief, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
Prune juice as effective emeticPrune juice as effective emetic
Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.
Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus the missus pours me a class
of natural laxative with clout
nursing...
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Categories:
alimentary, age, analogy, angst, blessing, drink, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Celebrate Imperfection Forget Identicalnessaye savor the faire genetic blueprint
extant unique to each of us
with this quite alimentary aire
including (that almighty,
bottom, cushiony, dimpled,...
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Categories:
alimentary, blessing, care, celebration, how i feel, i
Form:
Free verse
Stool Matters--STOOL MATTERS--
O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!!
Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement,
specially that of common domestic
farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer
Solid matter discharged alimentary canal
Protective covering
~
Excrement, especially that of common domestic...
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Categories:
alimentary, adventure, analogy, anxiety, engagement, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Defecation Dilemmagluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
re: byte size buttock attached via usb
(uniform firm behind) to this freak
with bowel movement
incontinence + gas filled gut evoking contortionist...
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Categories:
alimentary, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Defecation Dilemmagluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
re: byte size buttock
attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak
with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut
evoking contortionist frown...
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Categories:
alimentary, angel, anxiety, blessing, funny, humor, self,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Defecation Dilemmagluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek
re: byte size buttock
attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak
with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut
evoking contortionist frown...
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Categories:
alimentary, firework, happy, humorous, poetry, uplifting,
Form:
Concrete
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Case of AppundicitisA double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady…
Part the first
Sherlock could not deduce his source of pain
at first. “Try as I...
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Categories:
alimentary, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
RubbishI thought that I should say what I mean
On the subject of ‘shit’ and its synonyms—
Derrida’s caveat notwithstanding.
We alternatively dub it turd, crap, poop, etc.
But the whole set of synonyms,
Given its connotation, is...
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Categories:
alimentary, funny, language,
Form:
Free verse
Tastei love to eat, it is my dream to eat and eat,
and while the tastes, to heaven take, I fry
up half a pound of hake, but that is nothing
my lips to take,...
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Categories:
alimentary, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme