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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek re: byte size buttock attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest peak perched upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut held captive hostage atop toilet seat for many a week exertion to expel rock solid turd required utmost effort to force jammed bowel movement free inducing excruciating abdominal cramps that really hurt plus sharp jabbing spasms within high knee innards rent asunder from obstruction as BB size PELLETS did spurt from lodged fecal matter refusing to budge from me caused by severe constipation whereby prayer a waste delivered only increased sphincter muscle to scream for rectal relief this mortal man faced a worse fate than death, he would deem since demise would allow alimentary misery to cease versus remaining in this impasse for what might be years unless perchance some anal lubricant or special grease would bust loose abominable constriction in arrears finding me unable to pay rent or renew lease best prospect of remaining stationary with words to wax poetic found a glimmer of luck when a kind wildebeest delivered this message via fax to help attend male in dire per situation get poop unstuck with outsize mug of exlax to help unclog rectal muck access to get expunged to the max but once expulsion occurs DO DO PLEASE DUCK!
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