Light Humor Poems - Poems about Light Humor

Neon’s radioactive glow in a window, offers the cheap promise of pleasure. Like a hypnotic, fluorescent serpent, It flashes, blinks and winks - “Welcome” It fairly slithers on rain-slicked boulevards, it warms like moonlight on cold unfriendly nights, It signals cool, ready fun in the summertime. We dress our vices in silky, pastel colors, gamblers choices of Disney flavored whiskies. It’s the soft, velvet...

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There once was a fellow named Will, Whose nose was exceedingly ill. He sneezed with great force, And altered his course, he's orbiting Jupiter still! There once was a lady named Sue, Who found a strange thing in her stew. She said with a grin, And pulled out a pin, "A stich in time, it is quite new!". ...

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I knew a mime who was ever silent One of the many who were licensed Hit his toe doing his act Felt so much pain that he quacked The city took away his mime license Yes! knew this mime who was ever silent He boarded...

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“That turkey has to feed twenty people at my parent’s house and they’re not going to eat it off your head!” —Quote from tv show Friends turkey dos: dance ‘round with dead poultry on your head - don’t light the oven cranberry don’ts: take the time to do yourself - wiggle out of can build Devil’s tower with your mashed potatoes and they’ll think your crazy Thanksgiving...

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Her voice had an unusual pitch That sounded like my neighbor Mitch She tried talking soft But still she was off Then specified her voice was a glitch...

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My sneakers made me jump high All the way into the sky Suddenly, the wind knocked me down All the way into the ground That cause the Shi to pass me by...

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There once lived a huge, black bear named quiet In the forest, he ate a bland diet Never one to roar He was such a bore ‘Til gobbling a troll, rousing a riot A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin May 2, 2023 ...

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two, four, eight, and more sixteen, thirty-two, sixty-four doubling, doubling troubling, troubling keep on going at least four more you’ll find yourself at a thousand twenty-four doubling, doubling troubling, troubling what if we go another four more sixteen thousand three eighty-four doubling, doubling troubling, troubling time to stop, just four more two hundred sixty-two thousand one hundred forty-four I’ll stop now, don’t want to bore all have even numbers as...

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mackerel pudding mackerel cake mackerel pie for goodness sakes! mackerel blinds mackerel drapes mackerel ice cream on chocolate cakes. mackerel poems mackerel words. mackerel now sounds rather absurd. mackerel dogs mackerel cats. mackerel quilts made by a skittish old bird....

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Miss Elizabeth Taylor married everyone she met but Norman Mailer Received many valentines day boxes for she was sly as reddish foxes. Princess Di met one nice guy Having no idea he loved one who was married. She is now an angel in the sky, And he is with his soulmate, who looks quite harried....

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Do pink chickens lay pink eggs? We have been watching a TV show about a pink chicken. A darling animated pink chicken who has told her this. I look into her earnest brown hopeful 3-year-old eyes. Certainly! I reply. She claps her hands. I want to see them in the morning! She says. Being a perfect grandma, I stay...

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New Year's Resolution, 2017 (Light Humor) For the longest time, it has been stated that we use only 10 percent of our brain. Of course, the hold idea of brain usage is in dispute for a myriad of reasons. So let us assume that it is not true that we use only 10 percent of our brain. Let us...

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