Light Humor for Thanksgiving

“That turkey has to feed twenty people at my parent’s house and they’re not going to eat it off your head!” —Quote from tv show Friends turkey dos: dance ‘round with dead poultry on your head - don’t light the oven cranberry don’ts: take the time to do yourself - wiggle out of can build Devil’s tower with your mashed potatoes and they’ll think your crazy Thanksgiving dos: stuff yourself a week’s worth of food then eat pumpkin pie